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Jayne and Richard nominated for eviction

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why do they nominate Richard every week. HOW ABOUT THAT FUCKSTICK SPIRAL, EH?
 
Spiral should see Dr. Will for some (lethal) botox. Make it a murder-suicide pact.
 
Look on the bright side, its not like he'll be leaving.
 
Nakomis and Diane up for eviction this week, to which the whole world says, "who?"
 
Neither of them matter much to the house nor would either be missed. Kaysar is a complete tool for not nominating Will, Boogie or Jase.
 
I agree, as does LG's friend Cathi, but LG thinks Kaysar is a smartie because he's trying to get the floaters out. Can't wait for tonight's ep!!
 
But the floaters can be used as pawns and dropped when they outlive their usefulness. Will and Boogie and Jase are out for blood.

Granted I'd rather look at them for several weeks than the lumpy broads that are nominated, but still...I want my Sixers to triumph!
 
Both chicks up for eviction are ugly. Erica is skinny and ugly. Danielle is ok, but a little dykey looking. Janelle is "cute", but her fake hair and teats and her oddly-shaped nose aren't attractive.

So, all things considered, I'd guess I'd rather look at Will and Jase instead of Diane Nakomis, et al.
 
JASE IS SEX.

Boogie is OK and looks like he'd be fun in bed.

Will's a dick but his bod is smokin'. And he knows how to groom (everywhere)

Kaysar is slim but icky.

Howie got chunky since last time, but the Slop will slim him down.

James is in the middle, but I like that kind of middle. JAMES FTW.
 
What about the only HOMOGHEY, Marcellus??? What aboot "chicken" George??
 
Ooo I forgot about Marcellus! He's a sweetie but he's too gay even for me.

Thinking about Chicken George in a sexual way makes me want to stick knives in my eyes.
 
Oh, crap. LG told me the other day I look just like him. :(
 
I'm sure she meant a younger, slimmer, sexier, non-Knights of Columbus version of George...
 
Well...I am a Freemason! D'oh!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'm sure she meant a younger, slimmer, sexier, non-Knights of Columbus version of George...
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Nah, she always says I'm handsome. And she has VERY high standards. ;)
 
I liked Nikki.
 
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