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Jeff watches Nat poop? - Say it isn't so!
- Thread starter Mentalist
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Wow, she looks hot in that picture. I thought it was Angelina, for a minute! SIZZLER!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Jeff Goldblum is the scariest looking actor in film history. How he ever got to regularly fuck Geena Davis AND Laura Dern is beyond me.
He must have a huuuuuge johnson.
He must have a huuuuuge johnson.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Doubtful. He's Jewish, and jews are below the Irish but slightly above Asians in terms of tiny penis size.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
OMG THAT'S ALMOST JUST LIKE PHALLUSY WHICH WOULD MEAN A PENIS AND THAT'S JUST WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT OMG OMG OMG MOGH
*sigh* I'm late for work and starved for some play...la de da...
*sigh* I'm late for work and starved for some play...la de da...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I was expecting Jeff Hardy.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Goldblum's actually got a pretty solid physique. I'm surprised I had to point it out...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
When was Goldblum last ina good movie?
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Hmm.... Define "good."
:Jack!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Jurassic Park 2 sucked.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000156/
Date of birth (location)
22 October 1952
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA (not far from Altoona?)
Filmography as: Actor, Miscellaneous Crew, Producer, Director, Himself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances
Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)
1. Mini's First Time (2005) (post-production)
2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) .... Alistair Hennessey
3. Incident at Loch Ness (2004) .... Party Guest
4. Spinning Boris (2003) .... George Gorton
5. Dallas 362 (2003) .... Bob
6. War Stories (2003) (TV) .... Ben Dansmore
7. Legend of the Lost Tribe (2002) (TV) (voice) .... White Rabbit
... aka Robbie the Reindeer in Legend of the Lost Tribe (USA)
8. Igby Goes Down (2002) .... D.H. Banes
9. Cats & Dogs (2001) .... Professor Brody
10. Perfume (2001) .... Jamie
... aka Dress to Kill (USA: video title)
11. One of the Hollywood Ten (2000) .... Herbert Biberman
... aka Punto de mira (Spain)
12. Chain of Fools (2000) .... Avnet
13. Auggie Rose (2000) .... John Nolan
... aka Beyond Suspicion (USA)
14. The Prince of Egypt (1998) (voice) .... Aaron
15. Holy Man (1998) .... Ricky Hayman
16. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) .... Dr. Ian Malcolm
17. Independence Day (1997) (VG) (voice)
18. Mad Dog Time (1996) .... Mickey Holliday
... aka Trigger Happy (video title)
19. Independence Day (1996) .... David Levinson
... aka ID4 (USA: promotional abbreviation)
20. The Great White Hype (1996) .... Mitchell Kane
21. Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland (1996) (VG)
22. Powder (1995) .... Donald Ripley
23. Nine Months (1995) .... Sean Fletcher
24. Hideaway (1995) .... Hatch Harrison
25. "Futurequest" (1994) TV Series .... Narrator
26. Lush Life (1993) (TV) .... Al Gorky
27. Jurassic Park (1993) .... Dr. Ian Malcolm
... aka JP (USA: promotional abbreviation)
28. Shooting Elizabeth (1992) .... Howard Pigeon
29. Deep Cover (1992) .... David Jason
30. Fathers & Sons (1992) .... Max
31. The Favour, the Watch and the Very Big Fish (1991) .... Pianist
... aka Montre, la croix et la manière, La
... aka Rue Saint-Sulpice (France)
32. "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" (1990) TV Series (voice) .... Duke Nukem (1990)
... aka The New Adventures of Captain Planet (USA: fourth season title)
33. Mister Frost (1990) .... Mr. Frost
... aka Mr. Frost (USA: closing credits title)
34. Sueño del mono loco, El (1990) .... Dan Gillis
... aka Mono loco, El
... aka Rêve du singe fou, Le (France)
... aka The Mad Monkey
... aka Twisted Obsession
35. Framed (1990) (TV) .... Wiley
36. The Tall Guy (1989) .... Dexter King
37. Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) .... Mac
38. Vibes (1988) .... Nick Deezy
39. Beyond Therapy (1987) .... Bruce
40. Life Story (1987) (TV) .... Jim Watson
... aka Double Helix
... aka The Race for the Double Helix (USA)
41. The Fly (1986) .... Seth Brundle
42. Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) .... Jack Harrison
43. Silverado (1985) .... 'Slick' Calvin Stanhope
44. Into the Night (1985) .... Ed Okin
45. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) .... New Jersey
... aka The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (USA: short title)
46. Ernie Kovacs: Between the Laughter (1984) (TV) .... Ernie Kovacs
47. Popular Neurotics (1984) (TV)
48. The Right Stuff (1983) .... Recruiter
49. The Big Chill (1983) .... Michael
50. Rehearsal for Murder (1982) (TV) .... Leo Gibbs
51. Threshold (1981) .... Aldo Gehring
52. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980) (TV) .... Ichabod Crane
53. "Tenspeed and Brown Shoe" (1980) TV Series .... Lionel Whitney
54. Tenspeed and Brown Shoe (1980) (TV) .... Lionel Whitney
55. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) .... Jack Bellicec
56. Thank God It's Friday (1978) .... Tony Di Marco
57. Remember My Name (1978) .... Mr. Nudd
58. Between the Lines (1977) .... Max Arloft
59. Annie Hall (1977) .... Lacey Party Guest
60. The Sentinel (1977) .... Jack
61. Special Delivery (1976) .... Snake
... aka Dangerous Break
62. St. Ives (1976) .... Hood #3
63. Next Stop, Greenwich Village (1976) .... Clyde Baxter
64. Nashville (1975) .... Tricycle Man
65. California Split (1974) .... Lloyd Harris
... aka Jackpot!
66. Death Wish (1974) .... Freak #1
---------------------------------------
Jesus, there's like 5 good movies in that whole list...this man needs a new agent.
Date of birth (location)
22 October 1952
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA (not far from Altoona?)
Filmography as: Actor, Miscellaneous Crew, Producer, Director, Himself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances
Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)
1. Mini's First Time (2005) (post-production)
2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) .... Alistair Hennessey
3. Incident at Loch Ness (2004) .... Party Guest
4. Spinning Boris (2003) .... George Gorton
5. Dallas 362 (2003) .... Bob
6. War Stories (2003) (TV) .... Ben Dansmore
7. Legend of the Lost Tribe (2002) (TV) (voice) .... White Rabbit
... aka Robbie the Reindeer in Legend of the Lost Tribe (USA)
8. Igby Goes Down (2002) .... D.H. Banes
9. Cats & Dogs (2001) .... Professor Brody
10. Perfume (2001) .... Jamie
... aka Dress to Kill (USA: video title)
11. One of the Hollywood Ten (2000) .... Herbert Biberman
... aka Punto de mira (Spain)
12. Chain of Fools (2000) .... Avnet
13. Auggie Rose (2000) .... John Nolan
... aka Beyond Suspicion (USA)
14. The Prince of Egypt (1998) (voice) .... Aaron
15. Holy Man (1998) .... Ricky Hayman
16. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) .... Dr. Ian Malcolm
17. Independence Day (1997) (VG) (voice)
18. Mad Dog Time (1996) .... Mickey Holliday
... aka Trigger Happy (video title)
19. Independence Day (1996) .... David Levinson
... aka ID4 (USA: promotional abbreviation)
20. The Great White Hype (1996) .... Mitchell Kane
21. Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland (1996) (VG)
22. Powder (1995) .... Donald Ripley
23. Nine Months (1995) .... Sean Fletcher
24. Hideaway (1995) .... Hatch Harrison
25. "Futurequest" (1994) TV Series .... Narrator
26. Lush Life (1993) (TV) .... Al Gorky
27. Jurassic Park (1993) .... Dr. Ian Malcolm
... aka JP (USA: promotional abbreviation)
28. Shooting Elizabeth (1992) .... Howard Pigeon
29. Deep Cover (1992) .... David Jason
30. Fathers & Sons (1992) .... Max
31. The Favour, the Watch and the Very Big Fish (1991) .... Pianist
... aka Montre, la croix et la manière, La
... aka Rue Saint-Sulpice (France)
32. "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" (1990) TV Series (voice) .... Duke Nukem (1990)
... aka The New Adventures of Captain Planet (USA: fourth season title)
33. Mister Frost (1990) .... Mr. Frost
... aka Mr. Frost (USA: closing credits title)
34. Sueño del mono loco, El (1990) .... Dan Gillis
... aka Mono loco, El
... aka Rêve du singe fou, Le (France)
... aka The Mad Monkey
... aka Twisted Obsession
35. Framed (1990) (TV) .... Wiley
36. The Tall Guy (1989) .... Dexter King
37. Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) .... Mac
38. Vibes (1988) .... Nick Deezy
39. Beyond Therapy (1987) .... Bruce
40. Life Story (1987) (TV) .... Jim Watson
... aka Double Helix
... aka The Race for the Double Helix (USA)
41. The Fly (1986) .... Seth Brundle
42. Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) .... Jack Harrison
43. Silverado (1985) .... 'Slick' Calvin Stanhope
44. Into the Night (1985) .... Ed Okin
45. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) .... New Jersey
... aka The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (USA: short title)
46. Ernie Kovacs: Between the Laughter (1984) (TV) .... Ernie Kovacs
47. Popular Neurotics (1984) (TV)
48. The Right Stuff (1983) .... Recruiter
49. The Big Chill (1983) .... Michael
50. Rehearsal for Murder (1982) (TV) .... Leo Gibbs
51. Threshold (1981) .... Aldo Gehring
52. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980) (TV) .... Ichabod Crane
53. "Tenspeed and Brown Shoe" (1980) TV Series .... Lionel Whitney
54. Tenspeed and Brown Shoe (1980) (TV) .... Lionel Whitney
55. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) .... Jack Bellicec
56. Thank God It's Friday (1978) .... Tony Di Marco
57. Remember My Name (1978) .... Mr. Nudd
58. Between the Lines (1977) .... Max Arloft
59. Annie Hall (1977) .... Lacey Party Guest
60. The Sentinel (1977) .... Jack
61. Special Delivery (1976) .... Snake
... aka Dangerous Break
62. St. Ives (1976) .... Hood #3
63. Next Stop, Greenwich Village (1976) .... Clyde Baxter
64. Nashville (1975) .... Tricycle Man
65. California Split (1974) .... Lloyd Harris
... aka Jackpot!
66. Death Wish (1974) .... Freak #1
---------------------------------------
Jesus, there's like 5 good movies in that whole list...this man needs a new agent.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
8. Igby Goes Down (2002) .... D.H. Banes
41. The Fly (1986) .... Seth Brundle
43. Silverado (1985) .... 'Slick' Calvin Stanhope
48. The Right Stuff (1983) .... Recruiter
49. The Big Chill...Michael
I don't count anything before Big Chill, that was bit work...yeesh. Good thing he has the commerials to fall back on...and the Will & Grace guest spots.
41. The Fly (1986) .... Seth Brundle
43. Silverado (1985) .... 'Slick' Calvin Stanhope
48. The Right Stuff (1983) .... Recruiter
49. The Big Chill...Michael
I don't count anything before Big Chill, that was bit work...yeesh. Good thing he has the commerials to fall back on...and the Will & Grace guest spots.