CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Another young mother. Seems angry about it! Has "strong views" but will she actually express them in the house? Don't know what she'll be like, but I doubt she'll be popular.
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Jennifer
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She's a milf 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
23 year old MILF.
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Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
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I'm surprised this thread hasn't drawn more attention. Jen has turned out to be a pivotal player in the house after all.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I hate her.
Fuddlemiff
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She's gone on Friday for sure.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
TO BIG TIME BOOS
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
And then a fucking lame interview.
"Hi Jen. Now, you were a bit down in the dumps weren't you?"
"Aye, a'spose."
"Yeah, enough about that..." GURN "We ALL want to know about Dale!!" SQUEAL "And STEWART! Oh my god!!" FANS SELF WITH FLASH CARDS "TELL US NOW!!!"
"Aye, Dale 'n' Stu, a'spose, 'n' like, yous know already ya seen it, like, areet?"
"OMG! I KNEW IT! You loved them BOTH!!"
"Er..."
"Hi Jen. Now, you were a bit down in the dumps weren't you?"
"Aye, a'spose."
"Yeah, enough about that..." GURN "We ALL want to know about Dale!!" SQUEAL "And STEWART! Oh my god!!" FANS SELF WITH FLASH CARDS "TELL US NOW!!!"
"Aye, Dale 'n' Stu, a'spose, 'n' like, yous know already ya seen it, like, areet?"
"OMG! I KNEW IT! You loved them BOTH!!"
"Er..."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Davina should give her a lemon to suck during the interview.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Davina should physically attack her and claim it's part of Channel 4's "disarming Britain" season.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Evicted. 
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Surprisingly satisfying interview. She came off quite well, but then she was never the worst of her group. She was the leader, but the sheep are ones that are the real bitches.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like that they showed the video of her bitching about Rachel and Kat (then she explained it was all because Rachel doesn't fart...WTF.) But then they totally glossed over the whole ruined painting thing! The guy on Big Mouth did a better job of questioning her about that.
Jen wasn't all that bad, just very very negative and moody. Luke is the real bitch in there.
Jen wasn't all that bad, just very very negative and moody. Luke is the real bitch in there.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Webecca as well. She's not just a bitcher, but also an attention whoring cow.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What a miserable, sour-faced cow. I laugh when people claim Rachel was "boring"...then what the hell was Jen? She did nothing but moan for four weeks and have mumbled conversations with Dale. Oh, and cry over her fucking painting.
"Would you do that to a Monet?" NO, BUT I'D SLAP YOU.