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Jessica Simpson - HOT or NOT?

She's hot.


But in a totally generic way. If faced with the prospect I would jump at it, but I don't really like her at all and she is not my type whatsoever.


I have never given her a second thought, actually. But yes, cleary she is hot. Just not very.
 
She has a great body, but I don't find her pretty, nor attractive. What totally ruins it is her fucked up family, and the fact that she seems nothing more than a vapid, empty-headed wench with little to no redeeming features.

Generic is the word - we've had so many of her type thrust at us, when we fantasise about the best of them, the real dimbos fall by the wayside pretty quick. She's one.

Of course though, pretty much all of us would do her given the option. We're all posting on the 'net, it's not like women who look like that are freely available (of course, Greg would say otherwise, right?).
 
Just flipped one one of her MTV newlywed episodes and like a deer caught in headlights I watched it.

Thats why I'm currious. Just if she's hot, nothing abouth her mind (not sure if she has one) or her housekeeping (their manssion was a pig stye), just her bod.

PS, from observations on the show, I'd say she would be a bitch to live with.
 
Gagh said:
She has a great body, but I don't find her pretty, nor attractive. What totally ruins it is her fucked up family, and the fact that she seems nothing more than a vapid, empty-headed wench with little to no redeeming features.

Generic is the word - we've had so many of her type thrust at us, when we fantasise about the best of them, the real dimbos fall by the wayside pretty quick. She's one.

Of course though, pretty much all of us would do her given the option. We're all posting on the 'net, it's not like women who look like that are freely available (of course, Greg would say otherwise, right?).
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I plead the fifth.
 
I've lived with an empty headed but incredibly fit beyond all reason girl before.

Guess what?

I was mortally depressed in the situation and found her only redeeming feature to be her ample bosom, tight waist and ass, and the sex.

I gave up talking to her. Then I just broke up with her and she got all crazy at me.

I'm emotionally unstable. I need things 'just' so or I start spiralling into my own worst nightmares.


I would fuck Jessica Simpson, you better believe it. But I would never have a relationship with her if the oppotunity was handed to me. Someone like that would destroy my carfully balanced equilibrium I have crafted for myself. Shes simply not good enough or interesting enough physically or personality wise for me to take notice.

I refuse to do relationships until I find the perfect girl. And I aint even in the process of looking because its hopeless.
 
I'd hit it. I like her body and her face. I happen to think she's beautiful.

But, yeah, she's dumb as a box of hammers.
 
gothskan said:
another piece of meat, I've been abused by worse in the county lock-up
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I like that, but my tastes vary
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reminds me very little of my g/f in the lockup
 
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