God of Bore
Me not Spambot. You Jane.
To be more specific, he was a Muslim terrorist, or at least that was his cover. As he was a Russian double agent, who actually worked for the Romans, who knew a new religion, namely christianity, was on the rise. And in an attempt to quel the threat the new religion posed, they had to send in one of their best agents, who killed the real Jesus and then impersonated him. Obviously at the time the Russians had shared interests with what would later become the Catholic church and so had to fabricate the real identity of God, who was at the time on the run from the government. He refused to pay child support, responding with the cryptic "Mary got [had] her little lamb from someone else." When asked to further clarify his words, he only said, "I shall not name he who shall not be named."
Later God, Mary, and He who shall not be named, who later changed his name to Satan, were caught up in a bitter dispute over the ownership rights to a collection of stories only loosely based on their lives called the Bible. The New Jerusalem Times best selling book was in every household and was scrutinised by many intellectuals of the time, and is to this day believed to contain instructions on how to end the world. The parties involved in the case reached an agreement out of court and it is believed that a fourth party had become involved in the dispute, claiming that most of the stories are farbicated and that he deserves credit for being the basis of the book's antagonist and also for doing publicity - He, being Jesus.
Jesus, could not be reached for comment, as it is believed he is on holiday in an undisclosed location, probably the collective imaginations of the christains, and is feverently preparing for the sequel to cult classic, which propelled him into the spotlight.
Later God, Mary, and He who shall not be named, who later changed his name to Satan, were caught up in a bitter dispute over the ownership rights to a collection of stories only loosely based on their lives called the Bible. The New Jerusalem Times best selling book was in every household and was scrutinised by many intellectuals of the time, and is to this day believed to contain instructions on how to end the world. The parties involved in the case reached an agreement out of court and it is believed that a fourth party had become involved in the dispute, claiming that most of the stories are farbicated and that he deserves credit for being the basis of the book's antagonist and also for doing publicity - He, being Jesus.
Jesus, could not be reached for comment, as it is believed he is on holiday in an undisclosed location, probably the collective imaginations of the christains, and is feverently preparing for the sequel to cult classic, which propelled him into the spotlight.
If someone is "mean" to you, you just have to suck it up, fight back, or let it go. People come along all the time thinking they need to post like a troll here, which I find pretty boring, tbh. Especially the ones who think every post should be a flame, or they're not doing it right. Then they get confused when no one plays along. Fucking weirdos. 