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Jibbles One-note

Enkephalen

Enkephalen

My Stars!
Jibbles One-note”

Jibbles could only post one word
And the word he posted was this:
Go!

Poor Jibbles one-word
Sang out with “gusto”
And just over-posted the place
Poor Jibbles one-note
Yelled silly threads
‘Til he was blue in the face
For screaming one word is a disgrace

Couldn’t read his thoughts
Didn’t say much else
He was in a class
By himself - a robot

Poor Jibbles one-note
Posted so loudly
So proudly a chance to be smart
He took his one note
And howled like the North Wind
Sucked so much wind his “go” farts
Were all over the place!

Couldn’t breathe the air
Or find a gas mask
We’re all filled with despair
Jibbles made us gasp!

Posters ‘n trolls stopped posting
We’re in a stew, all were stunned by Jibbles’s one skill
Anorexics stopped fasting
Battery ceased her yapping
And I’m told even Sarek stopped laughing
He stopped our brain function
Heart function, bowel function
Lung function, all function ceased with his drill

Sing Jibbles one-note
Sing out with “gusto”
And just overwhelm TK’s board:
Go!
‘Cuz “go” is the one word he knows
So sing Jibbles one-note out loud!
Sing Jibbles one-note and be proud!

Here's Judy singing the real deal:

[YOUTUBE]GHpxltpVpr8[/YOUTUBE]
 
I skimmed it. Saw the artist was Judy Garland. Doubt I'd like it.

Do you want some attention from me? Will this suffice?

Hello, I'm Jibbles. Do you need anything?
 
Enkephalen said:
Jibbles One-note”

Jibbles could only post one word
And the word he posted was this:
Go!

Poor Jibbles one-word
Sang out with “gusto”
And just over-posted the place
Poor Jibbles one-note
Yelled silly threads
‘Til he was blue in the face
For screaming one word is a disgrace

Couldn’t read his thoughts
Didn’t say much else
He was in a class
By himself - a robot

Poor Jibbles one-note
Posted so loudly
So proudly a chance to be smart
He took his one note
And howled like the North Wind
Sucked so much wind his “go” farts
Were all over the place!

Couldn’t breathe the air
Or find a gas mask
We’re all filled with despair
Jibbles made us gasp!

Posters ‘n trolls stopped posting
We’re in a stew, all were stunned by Jibbles’s one skill
Anorexics stopped fasting
Battery ceased her yapping
And I’m told even Sarek stopped laughing
He stopped our brain function
Heart function, bowel function
Lung function, all function ceased with his drill

Sing Jibbles one-note
Sing out with “gusto”
And just overwhelm TK’s board:
Go!
‘Cuz “go” is the one word he knows
So sing Jibbles one-note out loud!
Sing Jibbles one-note and be proud!

Here's Judy singing the real deal:

[YOUTUBE]GHpxltpVpr8[/YOUTUBE]
Click to expand...

Well at least he keeps the one note contained/frozen in the karma cooler so it doesn't go sour.
 
Enkephalen said:
Jibbles One-note”

Jibbles could only post one word
And the word he posted was this:
Go!

Poor Jibbles one-word
Sang out with “gusto”
And just over-posted the place
Poor Jibbles one-note
Yelled silly threads
‘Til he was blue in the face
For screaming one word is a disgrace

Couldn’t read his thoughts
Didn’t say much else
He was in a class
By himself - a robot

Poor Jibbles one-note
Posted so loudly
So proudly a chance to be smart
He took his one note
And howled like the North Wind
Sucked so much wind his “go” farts
Were all over the place!

Couldn’t breathe the air
Or find a gas mask
We’re all filled with despair
Jibbles made us gasp!

Posters ‘n trolls stopped posting
We’re in a stew, all were stunned by Jibbles’s one skill
Anorexics stopped fasting
Battery ceased her yapping
And I’m told even Sarek stopped laughing
He stopped our brain function
Heart function, bowel function
Lung function, all function ceased with his drill

Sing Jibbles one-note
Sing out with “gusto”
And just overwhelm TK’s board:
Go!
‘Cuz “go” is the one word he knows
So sing Jibbles one-note out loud!
Sing Jibbles one-note and be proud!

Here's Judy singing the real deal:

[YOUTUBE]GHpxltpVpr8[/YOUTUBE]
Click to expand...

Well at least he keeps the one note contained/frozen in the karma cooler so it doesn't go sour.
 
Yes, that is a plus on Jiblets's part. Like I said, it's an odd sort of foreplay. Seemingly acts like he dislike FW, then "gifts" her with endless positive karma. However, she keeps neg repping him and soon he can only give gray karma. I wonder what that does to one's soul -- all that gray can't be good for one's aura.
 
I like Filthy Whore. I like Jibbles.
We may have to have a woman power consortium.
Get together and spank the boys.
Who will take the photographs?
 
Jibbles: I'll never be in gray.
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Look, Jibs, we all say that, and then the march of time relentlessly moves us towards that day when we discover the first gray hair. Sure, we don't pay it much attention, after all, it's just one hair. But soon, they multiply like fungus, and then your hairdresser tells you that you might wanna have a little touch up. Next thing you know, you're over 50% gray and it's lights out, downhill racer time to that dirt nap your parents told you about.

So, enjoy your "natural" look while you can. We all inexorably move on. Digging our heels in and going limp won't prevent the inevitable.

Well, on that happy note, I'll bid all adieu, and get ready for tomorrow's work week. Unless, of course, I can't sleep and then who knows what's on my agenda for tonight.
 
Loktar: my brother has been all gray since his 20's
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My aunt (father's side) turned all white by 17. My mother had a white streak in her 30s. What chance did I have? I had my first white hair at 12. It's been downhill since then.
 
Well, watching a group of immature teens dry hump a piece of furniture was not interesting. The funiture look well-used.

No, I switched to the Strike Force fight between Overeem and Werdum. Now there's some action. I do loves me some cage fighting!
 
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