CaptainWacky
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(Joey, his retarded nephew, his slutty sister, his neighbour, his agent with the annoying voice and Luy Liu are watching tv at his place.)
Joey: I can't believe they cancelled this show that's on tv right now our tv that is whcih we watch every week even though I've never mentined it befor¬!
Nephew: It was a good show.
Neighbour: WHAT WERE THE NETWORKS THINKGIN!?
Lucy Liu: Bastards!
Slutty Sister: Maybe I should sleep with all the network execs and they'd get another season!
Joye: Yes this tv show is almost a metaphor for my life in some way.
Nephew: hey wait a mintue uncy joey how do u know what a metaphor is
Joey: I'm a robot from the future!
Slutty Sister: that means I can seelp with you then!
(they start making out.)
Neighbour: hey, I'm the one with the 2will they wont they2 story with Joey!
Agent with annoying voice: OY VEY IC AN'T BELIEV THIs, HAHAHAH I LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS
Nephew: Uh oh!
Lucy Liu: What am I doing in this shit anywya?
Joey: by the way I lied I really am your brother
Sister: I know but incest is hot
Joey: yes it is
Nephew: give me some incest, mom
(she starts wanking her son off.)
neighbour: omg that is so hot
(she covers joey's body with pepper and sneezes all over him.)
Agent: OH MY GOOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEX
Lucy Liu: time to make charlie's angels three!
(Chandler walks in.)
Studio Audiecne: WHOOPS AND HOWLS
Chandler: Hey hey, the Chan-Chan man's in tizzown!
Studio Audience: has a collective orgasm
Joey: Chandler!
(they hug then kiss WITH TONGUE.)
Chandler: I divorced Monica for cheating on me with Ross, want to move back to New York with me and have our own spin-off?
Jeoy: JUST SHOW ME THE WAY!
(chandler picks up Joey and carries him to the car and they drive into the distance and there'w s sign with an arrow that says "NEW YORK THIS WAN FIVE THOUSAND MILES)
Slutt Neighbour: waht are we supposed to do now
retard agent sister nephew: KILL OURSELVE!
Lucy Liu: I'LL DO IT!!!
(she cuts them up with a chainswas the send
Joey: I can't believe they cancelled this show that's on tv right now our tv that is whcih we watch every week even though I've never mentined it befor¬!
Nephew: It was a good show.
Neighbour: WHAT WERE THE NETWORKS THINKGIN!?
Lucy Liu: Bastards!
Slutty Sister: Maybe I should sleep with all the network execs and they'd get another season!
Joye: Yes this tv show is almost a metaphor for my life in some way.
Nephew: hey wait a mintue uncy joey how do u know what a metaphor is
Joey: I'm a robot from the future!
Slutty Sister: that means I can seelp with you then!
(they start making out.)
Neighbour: hey, I'm the one with the 2will they wont they2 story with Joey!
Agent with annoying voice: OY VEY IC AN'T BELIEV THIs, HAHAHAH I LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS
Nephew: Uh oh!
Lucy Liu: What am I doing in this shit anywya?
Joey: by the way I lied I really am your brother
Sister: I know but incest is hot
Joey: yes it is
Nephew: give me some incest, mom
(she starts wanking her son off.)
neighbour: omg that is so hot
(she covers joey's body with pepper and sneezes all over him.)
Agent: OH MY GOOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEX
Lucy Liu: time to make charlie's angels three!
(Chandler walks in.)
Studio Audiecne: WHOOPS AND HOWLS
Chandler: Hey hey, the Chan-Chan man's in tizzown!
Studio Audience: has a collective orgasm
Joey: Chandler!
(they hug then kiss WITH TONGUE.)
Chandler: I divorced Monica for cheating on me with Ross, want to move back to New York with me and have our own spin-off?
Jeoy: JUST SHOW ME THE WAY!
(chandler picks up Joey and carries him to the car and they drive into the distance and there'w s sign with an arrow that says "NEW YORK THIS WAN FIVE THOUSAND MILES)
Slutt Neighbour: waht are we supposed to do now
retard agent sister nephew: KILL OURSELVE!
Lucy Liu: I'LL DO IT!!!
(she cuts them up with a chainswas the send
