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JohnFordsBitch to be Punished for Displeasing His God

Bowel Movement

Punky Brewster wannabe
The Bitch has displeased me. I have bene tolerant enough. Tonight i shall crucify him and you will all witness his slow, painful death as ravens rip his eyes out of his maggot filled, misbegotten slave head.
Let this serve as an example to the REST of you slaves. I AM GOD- not you!! I am tired of uppity slaves talking back to their God, and I will begin crucifying and torturing the ones that displease me.
Bitch, you have only ONE way out. Debase yourself before me, extol your Lord and Master's greatness, or hang on a tree of steel and die the death of a dog!!
 
Bowel Movement said:
The Bitch has displeased me. I have bene tolerant enough. Tonight i shall crucify him and you will all witness his slow, painful death as ravens rip his eyes out of his maggot filled, misbegotten slave head.
Let this serve as an example to the REST of you slaves. I AM GOD- not you!! I am tired of uppity slaves talking back to their God, and I will begin crucifying and torturing the ones that displease me.
Bitch, you have only ONE way out. Debase yourself before me, extol your Lord and Master's greatness, or hang on a tree of steel and die the death of a dog!!
Shut the fuck up.
 
johnfordsbitch said:
If I had weed right now I'd be tripping!

me too! i have to make do with plain old alcohol at the moment...

why can't they sell weed at the local store? :mad:
 
johnfordsbitch said:
Because the politicians got some hair up their ass so they made weed illegal.

fuckin's idiots! they just extended alcohol licensing to 24 hours a day in the UK, yet pot is still illegal!!!

politicians suck!!! :mad:

Gotta revolution, anyone!?!?!?
 
24 hours a day...here our gas stations don't hold liqour,the booze stores close at 10 and booze can't be sold in some areas on Sunday...24 hour service would be a god send.
 
johnfordsbitch said:
24 hours a day...here our gas stations don't hold liqour,the booze stores close at 10 and booze can't be sold in some areas on Sunday...24 hour service would be a god send.


that sucks!

the new licensing laws are supposed to turn the UK into a 'continential drinking culture' - :roll: yeah right!

now hooligans and chavs can get wasted 24 hours a day!!!
 
johnfordsbitch said:
I think I should relocate to jolly old england:)

well, In the US you have to be 21 to buy alcohol... in the UK, they practically expect you to drink from the age of 12...

that sounds good, but it isn't really - it's a far more damaging drug than cannabis IMHO!

The Dutch have the right idea...
 
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