Slasher
Skin is my daddy
In a town filled with crime, a young married couple were worried after 3 of their neighbours had been burgled. They decided they should get a guard dog.
The wife went to the local pet store and asked the assistant, "Do you have any guard dogs?" The sales assistant replied, "Sorry Mam, we're all sold out. All we have left is a Scottie Dog...but he does know Karate."
The wife didn't believe him, so the clerk says to the dog: "Karate the chair." The wee dog then goes up to the chair and wack, he brakes it into tiny pieces. Then he said to the dog: "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and crunch, he breaks it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. He was of course very disappointed and skeptical about this little Dog's abilities as a guard dog.
When she informed him that the dog knew Karate, he laughed and said: "Karate my a$$!". And to this very day the husband is still in intensive care...
The wife went to the local pet store and asked the assistant, "Do you have any guard dogs?" The sales assistant replied, "Sorry Mam, we're all sold out. All we have left is a Scottie Dog...but he does know Karate."
The wife didn't believe him, so the clerk says to the dog: "Karate the chair." The wee dog then goes up to the chair and wack, he brakes it into tiny pieces. Then he said to the dog: "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and crunch, he breaks it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. He was of course very disappointed and skeptical about this little Dog's abilities as a guard dog.
When she informed him that the dog knew Karate, he laughed and said: "Karate my a$$!". And to this very day the husband is still in intensive care...
