Jon Tickles wikipedia page is fucking awesome

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Tickle

He is also the secondary presenter on the television series Brainiac and recently stated that he is pitching the script of a comedy-drama he has co-created, called "Out for Justice" which revolves around the adventures of a gay policeman and his ex-con boyfriend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tickle has had many ideas and one of his most famous is the "time-delay toaster."[citation needed] "What's the problem with toast? slices pop up, you whip one out, and spread some margarine on it. But by the time you get the second, the consistency has changed. Why not have a time delay?"

Win.

 

[whisky]

See I never got that time delay thing, surely the first slice will be even colder than if they had both come out at the same time?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's more about the consistency, apparently!