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Just saying

eloisel

Forever Empress E
there are things I could say but I won't.

I will write this:

Holidays are looming.

Be careful out there. You know bad weather is on the way.
Load up on blankets, sweaters, coats, jackets, firewood, and weatherize the windows and doors.

Spend every dime you can at Christmas to keep our consumer based economy strong and to make your giftees happy.

Quit smoking, exercise every day, eat right, get 8 hours sleep at night as often as possible, go outside and get some sunshine on your face.

Give yourself at least one Christmas present - something you know you really want but wouldn't ask anybody else to get you because it is too expensive for them or might embarrass them to go into the store and buy it.

Be kind to everyone, even to those people who really don't deserve it.

Call your mother or send her a handwritten letter telling her how much you love her and treasure all the wonderful moments you've had with her.

Send your dad a power tool and a gift card to Home Depot, maybe a pair of socks and a pocket warmer. Send him a card and write inside that you think he is the best dad ever and thank him for some of your better qualities you got from him.

Let yourself enjoy something corny like a romance comedy or a bag of caramel covered popcorn.

Sit in front of the fireplace at a La Madeleine and enjoy the Strawberries Romanov then have several cups of coffees while you read a book.

Keep your chin up and remember that it will be okay, sooner or later.
 
Appreciate chocolate for the gift it is and listen to old recordings of Judy Garland, Elvis, and Freddie Mercury. Be glad you are alive and can take the time to enjoy the better things that have been in the world. Greatness will come again.
 
Avoid marshmallows. They look like they are safe things to add flavor to one's hot cocoa or to melt in between two graham crackers with a piece of chocolate but they are deceptive squares of fluff. They are like jello and hotdogs. If you knew what was in them, you'd never eat them again.
 
..in addidton for the holidays.. NEVER drink large amounts of Alcohol, and piss on an open flame. I saw a Hobo do this once.. it didnt end well!
 
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