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KC

EnglishRose

EnglishRose

addle barn
*prostrates herself at KC's feet*

Please please please forgive me for unintentionally hurting your feelings. If you had told me how you felt, if I'd have realised sooner....oh KC my humblest apologies. I hope you can find it within yourself to forgive this sinner

*rises to her knees*

I swear that I will never be so insensitive again, if only you'll grant me a second chance. We could be happy you and I

*flutters eyelashes*

Please tell me that there is still hope :yoohoo:
 
No, just the image of you prostrate on the Kerb, butterfly kisses amok.
 
*takes ER's hand*

Rise, my friend.

I said some things yesterday: evil, spiteful, mean-spirited things of which I am ashamed.

Let's never fight again, Rose! It's all just SPAM. Wonderful, beautiful, innocent SPAM. And SPAM is more than just meat. It's processed and pink and comes in a blue can and it fries up nicely, and I share it willingly.

In Khrushchev Remembers, Nikita Khrushchev credited SPAM for keeping the Soviet Army alive during World War II. "We had lost our most fertile, food-bearing lands, the Ukraine and the Northern Caucasians. Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army."

So, much like the Reds in WWII, SPAM helps keep the soldiers, sinners, and saints of TK alive and thriving.

Like human brains to zombies. Or something.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
*takes ER's hand*

Rise, my friend.
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*rises*

I said some things yesterday: evil, spiteful, mean-spirited things of which I am ashamed.
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Don't be ashamed of the things you said KC, they needed saying, I needed to hear them

Let's never fight again, Rose! It's all just SPAM. Wonderful, beautiful, innocent SPAM. And SPAM is more than just meat. It's processed and pink and comes in a blue can and it fries up nicely, and I share it willingly.
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KC you say the sweetest things....I will never fight with you again, I will revel in the sheer joy of spam, I will worship it's meatiness

So, much like the Reds in WWII, SPAM helps keep the soldiers, sinners, and saints of TK alive and thriving.

Like human brains to zombies. Or something.
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:D or something ;)
 
^Yep, and that's why we love her! And you're fun, and that's why we love you! YAY! {{{{{!!!!!LOVE!!!!!}}}}}

LOVE EATS BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!
 
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