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"Kim Nyholm" on TV

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
Man, G4 really sucks, I mean I already knew that...but what kind of bullshit filler is this?. Y'know what's funny? Two things are funny. One is the sock puppet name that Hellman is using at TCJ (byron buttschlager?) OMG, the other is the high pitched little giggle that Danny gives off when the host delivers the punchline at the end of the segment.

It's funny, Hellman spends a lot of time pursuing my ugliness, when all he really has to do is masturbate to his own image if it's ugly he's coming to. YOU ARE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER Daniel. Maybe now that you're about to turn 50 (LOL) you should try for a new look :) :) :)

http://www.tcj.com/messboard/ubb/Forum1/HTML/011359.html
 
I guess that would apply to the "fat" and "gnome" comments too, dwarfy :) I guess the (adds twenty pounds) TV adage is true in your case, only it looks more like 50.
 
I must admit that gay dorky little laugh at the end almost made me wet my pants.

What a fucking dweeb.
 
It's amazing, I hate your fucking guts with a purple passion, yet we agree on this one thing. I guess anomalies exist in the ether after all.
 
jack said:
It's amazing, I hate your fucking guts with a purple passion, yet we agree on this one thing. I guess anomalies exist in the ether after all.
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Yeah, true.

Anyway back to business,

Why don’t you get a life you sad, withered up old cunt?
 
Foreskinofevil said:
Hi, can I help you with anything?
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You can shut the fuck up and stay out of my way. And, neg me just one more time. I'd love to make you my new target, asshole.
 
jack said:
Man, G4 really sucks, I mean I already knew that...but what kind of bullshit filler is this?.
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G4 put me up in a really nice old Art Deco hotel on the ocean front in Santa Monica, three blocks away from the world-famous Santa Monica pier. As I drifted off to sleep, my nude body being caressed by warm Pacific breezes, I wondered if some shrivelled old gnome like you had restocked the minibar in my room?
 
I really enjoyed the girlish giggle you closed out the show with. Similar to the sounds you make when I "bottom out" while fucking you deeply up the ass.

Memories.
 
jack said:
I really enjoyed the girlish giggle you closed out the show with.
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And I'm enjoying the way all your socks are spouting the same steady stream of jealous bile, blowing your cover across three different message boards....but then, you've never really been able to control yourself, have you, squirt?

jack said:
Similar to the sounds you make when I "bottom out" while fucking you deeply up the ass.
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Again with your Brokeback Mountain fantasies....just get your ass down to the highway rest stop and get it over with, will you, Vap? You'll feel at home in your own skin for the first time in decades.

jack said:
Memories.
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Imaginary memories, you mean.
 
See, that's the beauty of this troll Hellman. You do it all for me.

And I'm enjoying the way all your socks are spouting the same steady stream of jealous bile, blowing your cover across three different message boards....but then, you've never really been able to control yourself, have you, squirt?

Prove I'm just ONE of any of these "covers", and I'll publically apologize to you, pay Rall's lawyers the 1000 dollars you should have paid them 7 years ago, and never post to a public message board again in this lifetime.

Otherwise, be branded the REAL King Of Gutters Pussies.

May 1st you have to prove I'm anyone posting under any name at either of the "other two boards" I'm blowing my cover.

The only thing that's getting blown around here is me by you, btw.

Cheers Hellman....good luck, KOGP :)
 
Hellman, if you're a successful, famous illustrator, and jack is an insignificant nobody, then why do you spend so much time chasing him around the internet with the sole purpose to insult him?

what did jack do to enrage you so much? wouldn't it be more insulting just to ignore him rather than stalk him?

I don't get it....:-?
 
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