King Craig watches as sarek bows before him

[King_Craig]

Sarek is the man who washes his hands 20 times a day
Sarek is the man who waits outside a childrens play ground
Sarek is the man who bombed the twin towers
Sarek is the man who immagrated from a poor countrie
Sarek is the man with skin darker than midnight
Sarek is the man who sniffs his own farts
Sarek is the man who has arection problems
Sarek is the man who fails to satisy a woman
Sarek is the man who pokes his bum
Sarek is the man who will post about king craig to attract the masses
Sarek is the man who in a fist fight would use a bat
Sarek is the man who is a vedgiterian
Sarek is the man who will point out king craig has bad spelling
Sarek is the man who bows before king craig :hifu:

 

[Sarek]

Sarek is the man who washes his hands 20 times a day

If I piss 20 times a day, I wash my hands 20 times a day. Don't you?

Sarek is the man who waits outside a childrens play ground

Well of course I do. My wife would kill me if I left our kids there alone.

Sarek is the man who bombed the twin towers

Unlikely. I had an early morning dental appointment that morning.

Sarek is the man who immagrated from a poor countrie

Wrong. Born in the USA.

Sarek is the man with skin darker than midnight

Wrong. I'm a white man.

Sarek is the man who sniffs his own farts

Who doesn't? I also take credit for the really great smelly/noisy ones.

Sarek is the man who has arection problems

What's an "arection"? You mean erection? No problem there.

Sarek is the man who fails to satisy a woman

You've obviously never dated a woman before have you? There is no satisfying them. It's more along the lines of temporary appeasement.

Sarek is the man who pokes his bum

No, I kicked my worthless brother-in-law in the ass and out into the street out years ago.

Sarek is the man who will post about king craig to attract the masses

There are about 10 regular posters at TK lately. Hardly "masses".

Sarek is the man who in a fist fight would use a bat

Quite possible unless there's a gun handy. I like to stack the odds in my favor.

Sarek is the man who is a vedgiterian

Nope. I eat beef, pork, chicken, fish and pussy on a regular basis.

Sarek is the man who will point out king craig has bad spelling

Well, it's worse than mine. I'll give you that much.

Sarek is the man who bows before king craig :hifu:

At least you have a sense of humor.

 

[dogbert]

Just imagine an entire board of posters referring to themselves in the third person.

 

[jack]

Just imagine resisting the urge to feed the retarded n00b asshat, just once.