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L RON HUBBARD

In place of the usuall Bible thumpers last night on Mill, there was a table set up with two Scientologists with little machines giving out "Stress tests".
 
Ohhhhhh, is THAT who gives out the "stress tests"! I see them in the subway tunnels all the time, I wondered who they were fronting for.

"Hmm, our test shows that you have a high level of stress, which could be reduced by STARING AT THIS PINWHEEL...YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY...WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS YOU WILL WANT TO GIVE US 10% OF ANYTHING YOU EARN, AND DECRY PSYCHIATRY TO EVERYONE YOU MEET..."
 
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