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Laker Girl will you be my Mommy?

Baby_Manson_Jr said:
Laker Girl, can you adopt me please? I am in the market fo9r a nice mommy and you seem to fit the bill.

You must have a morbid sense of humour asking one so fat and ugly to be your mommy. She showed me her pic once via MSN. I am telling you she weighs in at 300 pounds easy. Still want her to be your mommy?
 
SaintLucifer said:
You must have a morbid sense of humour asking one so fat and ugly to be your mommy. She showed me her pic once via MSN. I am telling you she weighs in at 300 pounds easy. Still want her to be your mommy?

Does she got big boobs i can suck on?
 
SaintLucifer said:
You must have a morbid sense of humour asking one so fat and ugly to be your mommy. She showed me her pic once via MSN. I am telling you she weighs in at 300 pounds easy. Still want her to be your mommy?

Me? 300 pounds? Too funny. :lol:
 
SaintLucifer said:
Uh, sure. I guess although no doubt they are mostly fat.

Yeah, you've got a tiny pee-pee. Every girl is either a "bitch" or "fat" in you're book, I'll bet. You've got issues, pal, I suggest you invest in some Enzyte, stat.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I've only ever posted two but no, nowhere near that kind of carriage. :)

Psst. Truth be told, I've never actually seen your pix. I just wanted to be included.

And you don't carry yourself like a fatty, so, there ya go. :)
 
Challenge

I challenge LAKERGIRL to post her picture within this thread that I may pass judgement upon her looks. Certain individuals claim she is quite the 'looker'. Knowing their kind that is like the Elephant Man claiming Phyllis Diller is a true hottie. I await the post or I shall take her refusal as proof I was right about her all along.
 
Laker_Girl said:
My bitch says what?

Hmm, no pic. Just as I suspected. Run along now LAKERBITCH. You are fat and ugly. Now there can be no doubt for you refused to accept my challenge. Shoo.
 
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