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Laker_Girl=Sex

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
A new mathematical formula I just devised. Too bad I won't get to test it until we're both old and wrinkly and saggy when our significant others have passed away. :(
 
We'll all do our part by having sex with Laker_Girl.

Not all at the same time, of course.

Unless she's into that.

Which I hope she isn't. I'm selfish.
 
If wanting to have sex with several women at the same time makes me a ho' bag, then a HO' BAG I BE.
 
^A queue of punters waiting one-at-a-time for a bird to cock her legs up in the air is SO much more classier than a gang bang, isn't it?
 
Shatna said:
Hang on, I need my English to English dictionary....


er... Aye, mate!
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I'll explain. It was aimed at BDM, but we posted simultaneously. I was questioning his logic of saying LG was too classy to take a gang bang, so it will have to be one after the other.

So, I kinda said (admittedly in a bit of slang) that a line of guys waiting for a 'service' is obviously much more classy than a gang bang!
 
You ass! :D I can never tell with you guys. I do fall back on slang quite often.
 
Maybe Laker Girl could be lying in a bed with a big electronic sign above her reading "NOW SERVICING NUMBER 6" and there's a long line of guys waiting with tickets and I look down at mine and it reads "6" so I lick my lips and make my way forward but suddendly JETHRO jumps into the bed before me and his ticket says "6" too and I realised mine was upside down and it was really number 9 and I curse under my breathe but can't help but laugh at how amusing the whole misunderstanding was?
 
CaptainWacky said:
Maybe Laker Girl could be lying in a bed with a big electronic sign above her reading "NOW SERVICING NUMBER 6" and there's a long line of guys waiting with tickets and I look down at mine and it reads "6" so I lick my lips and make my way forward but suddendly JETHRO jumps into the bed before me and his ticket says "6" too and I realised mine was upside down and it was really number 9 and I curse under my breathe but can't help but laugh at how amusing the whole misunderstanding was?
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Worse, Number_6 would push in front of you and go "do you mind?" in this icy, intellectual big-word voice.
 
Yes, then The Question would come up with an argument for why racism is okay and I wouldn't be able to come up with a comeback right away but then just as I did I'd notice he was gone and I'd look at my ticket and OMG he's stolen it!
 
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