Lazytown/Celebrity Big Brother crossover

[CaptainWacky]

Stephanie: Stephanie is new in town!

Dirk: This isn't a town, little miss, it's the Big Brother house.

Sportacus: Hello my friends. It is good to meet you!

(Jo and Danielle look at each other and snigger behind Sportacus's back.)

Danielle: What a faggot!

Jo: I bet Ian will try to hump him and catch AIDS!

Danielle: Fucking AIDS-ridden homoscum!

Jo: I hate them!

(They laugh some more.)

Shilpa: And what is being your name, little boy?

Ziggy: My name is Ziggy! I do love your big boobies!

Shilpa: Hoho, thank you little boy!

Dirk: Any of you on a macrobiotic diet?

Sportacus: All maily eat SPORT'S CANDY (fruit), but a cake is okay once in a while!

Shilpa: Oh no, aunt Jemela will try to force feed you bananas!

Stingy: Huh?

Pixel: This sure is a nice house.

Jermaine: Good to see another puppet of colour in here.

Robbie Rotton: HAHAHA I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

(Robbie guns down Cleo, Danielle, Jack, Jo, Dirk, Shilpa and Ian with a machine gun.)

Stephanie: ROBBIE ROTTON! You're so naughty!

(They all dance for five minutes, including Jermaine.)

Jermaine: Man this sucked!

 

[headvoid]

Further proof Jermaine is evil (as if we needed it)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YAY! Now do an Eastenders/CBB crossover!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I haven't watched Eastenders for a while. Is Pauline still ALIVE AND WELL AND UNMURDERED?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I saw the one where she died. It was lamer than I'd expected. She died near Arthur's seat at night time, so they had Dot randomly leave the pub and inexplicably walk over to the exact spot where Pauline had collapsed. Meh.

Anyway, someone needs to write a Jo/Pat crossover. Maybe I will.

 

[CaptainWacky]

mabye you will!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I doubt it! You slaaag!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU BANANA-EATER!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I BLAME AUNT JAMELA

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was a bit racist of her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, talk about racial stereotyping.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Racists will be chasing Indians with bananas now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BANG BANG!