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Leaking Brain Matter

Mirah

I love you
Apparently it is a thing. I found it when I looked up "Nose won't stop dripping" because I have a cold and that is what I am experiencing.
Who knew?!
Not me!
 
Just the words "Fox News" does not make sense to me. I think I will have a long way to go.
But when I get there, at least I should be safe from Zombies.
 
Well my brain matter has not been leaking for quite some time now. But tonight it feels like it could explode, so maybe it is better if it were leaking.

(Actually I just spent too much time in the sun and I think I got fried)
 
Fun fact: the average human has seventeen different brains in their lifetime. The brain you die with is on averge nineteen times more depressed than your first brain. And aged eight to ten you hae a brain made out of jelly.
 
Fun fact: the average human has seventeen different brains in their lifetime. The brain you die with is on averge nineteen times more depressed than your first brain. And aged eight to ten you hae a brain made out of jelly.
That explains the strawberry jelly that leaked from my ears when I was a kid.
 
If you live long enough, you end up with a completely empty skull. Scientists can't explain how you stay alive.
 
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