LEANN RIMES IS HOTTER!!

[SaintLucifer]

Fuck this bitch is hotter than Hades! Not only that, but she can actually fucking SING!

SAINT LUCIFER WOULD FUCK THIS CUNT.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I WANT TO FUCK HER.

 

[FBI parte due]

Richard McBeef.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Richard McBeef.

You keep repeating that. Is that the name of your boyfriend? If so, I am not interested in reading your gay adventures. Perhaps SAREK is available yes?

 

[Elrod]

Fuck this bitch is hotter than Hades! Not only that, but she can actually fucking SING!

SAINT LUCIFER WOULD FUCK THIS CUNT.

She's very attractive.

 

[SaintLucifer]

She's very attractive.

Shut the fuck up bitch. A DOG is attractive to you. I found this card from your girlfriend. She included a picture of herself on it. Here you go:

 

[FBI parte due]

You've been STALKING him?!!?!?!!? :shock:

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up bitch. A DOG is attractive to you. I found this card from your girlfriend. She included a picture of herself on it. Here you go:

And yet, for some reason, even dogs won't go near you.

Perhaps if we tie a pork chop around your neck.........

 

[Elrod]

Shut the fuck up bitch. A DOG is attractive to you. I found this card from your girlfriend. She included a picture of herself on it. Here you go:

Now that is a proper fucking troll! Well done!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Now that is a proper fucking troll! Well done!

You my dear child are the polar fucking opposite of MESSENGER. You know a troll when you see one, and you accept it like a true gentleman. MESSENGER runs to every authority on the planet, whining about how we was severely PWNed by the great SaintLucifer. I honour your response. I continue to laugh at MESSENGER's whiny antics.

 

[Cacophony]

Richard McBeef.

Did you read that shit?

Forget the part where the guy was a twisted fuck. In a literary sense, it was terrible.

 

[Sarek]

Now that is a proper fucking troll! Well done!

Jesus. I've seen beginners do better. But you wouldn't know much about trolling now would you, Dilrod?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Jesus. I've seen beginners do better. But you wouldn't know much about trolling now would you, Dilrod?

 

[Bickendan]

Fuck this bitch is hotter than Hades! Not only that, but she can actually fucking SING!

SAINT LUCIFER WOULD FUCK THIS CUNT.

Not hot. Ugly skank.

 

[Elrod]

Jesus. I've seen beginners do better. But you wouldn't know much about trolling now would you, Dilrod?

"Dilrod"? Ouch!

 

[jack]

And yet, for some reason, even dogs won't go near you.

Perhaps if we tie a pork chop around your neck.........

Oh, that's his NECK in the picture...I was going to say, isn't there already one?

 

[Sarek]

That's not a pork neck.

That's an entire side of swine.

 

[Sarek]

"Dilrod"? Ouch!

Well, it sounded better than Dildo.

I figured you Alex could team up and form the "Douche' and Dilrod comedy hour."

Might as well try and get a few laughs out of you at any rate.

 

[Elrod]

Stop making fun of my fake name!

 

[Elrod]

(BTW, "Douche" doesn't rhyme with "Buchet", even if you put an apostrophe after it.)