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Least Interesting Post Contest Wrap Up

TheArtist

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The Winner has been notified.

In fact, if the entry is real, folks, this guy is a genius. He took first, second and third.

I will, however, announce the "Highest Scoring" entry.... aka "Dead Last".

Ladies and Gent, by scoring over 6722 points at the time of tabulation, scoring 6000 points over his nearest rival, I present, the losing thread:

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=31946
 
Hehehehehe... I'm just a very controversial person who draws lots of attention. If the current crop of pee-wee trolls had half my knack for publicity, TK wouldn't be in the sorry shape it's in.
 
WordInterrupted said:
Hehehehehe... I'm just a very controversial person who draws lots of attention. If the current crop of TK pee wee trolls had half my knack for publicity, this board wouldn't be in the sorry shape it's in.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROTFL!!!!!!!!!

*Snort! Snicker!*

LMAO!!!

Sorry. Couldn't help it. LOL
 
Ladies and Gents:

Your Winner and Champion:

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=31920

The reply was his only reply. Please note that it was made "post contest". That was the "test text" to ensure that he was the actual poster. From my scoring sheet:

Replies Views Score Nick Subject
0 11 11 ZipperInt Canadian Mint Head Steps Down, Over investigations into his spending

This was a brillant combination of boring subject in a forum sub-section that should be used as a sleep aid. I'm convinced he got through because it was as dull as every other post in there. In short - it was camo'd by its terrain.

My personal favorites included :

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=31941
The title alone should have told you something was up, but the isler's were there, reading and responding like it was real. Hat's off to you people.

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=31774
I learned they are called "Ubekis"

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=31917
Happy Birthday to someone that doesn't exist!

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=31797
"Okay Jim, lets pretend we're big fat guys wearing thongs"

The "Thread spoiler" award goes to "Raeven" who, if he found your thread, you knew he was good for at least three posts. By the way Raeven, what's up with the obsession of responding to every birthday post?

Thanks folks - Zipper - send me your info so I can send the cert.

TheArtist
 
You're actually going to send something of tangible use to somebody, and not do a 'Red Whacker'?

My faith in humanity is restored.
 
DarthSikle said:
People just kept saying Happy Birthday. Frustrating. I thought for sure it would have been the winner.
^ Hey, I thought nobody would want to talk about Christmas Decorations at JCPenney. Shows how much I know. :bigass:
 
TheArtist said:
The "Thread spoiler" award goes to "Raeven" who, if he found your thread, you knew he was good for at least three posts. By the way Raeven, what's up with the obsession of responding to every birthday post?

TheArtist

Raeven is a she ;) She responds to every birthday post because at heart she's a spammer :D
 
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