Cranky Bastard said:
Civ4 is much nicer for those of us who don't care for RTS gameplay.
Have to edit the combat values, though. It is far too common for a neanderthal with his club to kill a helicopter gunship.
Can't tell you how many times a Caravel has taken out a Destroyer using the original combat values.
My worst loss was a Modern Armor unit to some club-wieldin' buck-toothed faggot.
God Complex Diagnosed By My Psychotherapist
BAD NEWS GUYS! GOT A LOVE LETTER FROM GOD AND I'M FUCKED! TOO MANY HOURS FACILITATING THE SCIENTIFIC OUTPUT OF MAJOR CITIES; TINKERING AROUND THE EDGES OF MY POST INDUSTRIAL NEAR SUPERTOPIAN (LOOK IT UP, IT WONT BE FOUND!) INFRASTRUCTIRAL PARADISES; CONFIGURING THE PARAMATERS OF MY FULLY CUSTOMIZED AND RE-CUSTOMIZABLE SPECIAL RULES.TXT; LOVINGLY AND COMMITADLY SHAPING AND RE-SHAPING THE ALL RENEWABLE PLANET IN MY OWN IMAGE, UNRAVELING THE WELTKNOTTEN, RECYCLING OLD SCHOPENHAUER, TRANSVALUATING THE VALUE OF ALL VALUES IN THE MANNER OF NIEZTCHE, PITTING PHALANX VS ARMOR, CARAVAN VS SPY (NO CONTEST), AMERICAN VS SIOUX, NAZI VS JEW; IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED ! ! !
I HAVE A COMPLEX.
I WAKE UP BELIEVING I'M GOD, AND GO TO BED ABSOLUTLEY CERTAIN OF IT. MY THERAPIST SAYS IT'S (A) TERMINAL. BUT THE PRICK DOESNT UNDERSTAND THAT THE
FATE OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, AND ON THE SOLE OF MY BOOT. IT'S WORSE THAN LIFE OR DEATH, IT'S ARMAGEDDON! I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A MANIAC BUT THEY SAID THAT ABOUT MAO. WHEN I STARVE MY CITIES I MAKE SURE ITS FOR A GOOD REASON, LIKE A FUCKING OVERLAP. ANYWAY, SHE SAYS IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION AND I OUGHT TO TELL EVERYONE I EVER DISCUSSED CIV2 WITH THAT IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO CONTRACT IT, BUT IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE.
I HOPE WE CAN FIGHT THIS TOGETHER. THAT WE CAN POOL TOGETHER OUR RESOURCES, AND TRADE THEM FOR BETTER RESEARCH, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY BETTER TEMPLES SO WE CAN ALL SURRENDER AND BEGIN WORSHIPING ME, OR I'LL BE SENDING THE ARMOR IN.
BUILD ME A MOON UNIT, I'LL BE THERE BY BREAKFAST.