Lenny Henry to be next Doctor Who

[CaptainWacky]

Black comedian Lenny Henry will be the next Doctor Who, claimed series producer and homosexual Russel T Davies.

"Yep, he will be!" said Billie Piper. "Russel just told me he's fired Tennant for being Scottish! YIPPEEEEEE!"

Black comedian Henry, who is black, will be the first black doctor.

"I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT, MON!" he said in a Jamicain accent for some reason. "MESSA DINK IT WILL BE GRAND, GIRLFRIEND!" he added, obviously drunk.

"DUH, I'M FAT LOL" said Jabba The Hutt.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DOCTOR BOO LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

BOO FROM MARIO BROTHERS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now I have to play some Mario Tennis and Super Mario 64 when I get home.

THANKS A LOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I AIM TO PLEASE!