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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Fred was a very good man and loving husband, but for some reason he could never remember his wedding anniversary. His wife, somewhat bossy, eventually grew tired of this and decided to put a stop to it:
She says, "Fred, for years I've cooked, cleaned, and slaved after you doing everything I know how to keep our marriage a happy one. Of all the things I do for you, the least thing you could do is remember the one day that should be sacred to us. Each and every year, on our anniversary not only do you fail to remember it, but you always stay out late and come home stone sloppy drunk!
Well, to make SURE you don't forget it, tomorrow is our 10th anniversary. Tomorrow when I wake up, there had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat, or I'm leaving"
The next day, Fred wakes up early, places a gift for her in the driveway as instructed, and leaves the house for work while the misses is still sound asleep. When she wakes up, she looks out in the driveway and sees a rather small box. Quickly she runs out in her robe and opens it thinking that its the keys to a brand new car that hidden somewhere. Uopn opening it, instead of keys, all she saw was a bathroom scale and an invitation to Jenny Craigs
Freds funeral will be held next thursday
She says, "Fred, for years I've cooked, cleaned, and slaved after you doing everything I know how to keep our marriage a happy one. Of all the things I do for you, the least thing you could do is remember the one day that should be sacred to us. Each and every year, on our anniversary not only do you fail to remember it, but you always stay out late and come home stone sloppy drunk!
Well, to make SURE you don't forget it, tomorrow is our 10th anniversary. Tomorrow when I wake up, there had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat, or I'm leaving"
The next day, Fred wakes up early, places a gift for her in the driveway as instructed, and leaves the house for work while the misses is still sound asleep. When she wakes up, she looks out in the driveway and sees a rather small box. Quickly she runs out in her robe and opens it thinking that its the keys to a brand new car that hidden somewhere. Uopn opening it, instead of keys, all she saw was a bathroom scale and an invitation to Jenny Craigs
Freds funeral will be held next thursday
