starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
This is my little friend Barfy
Barfy says that he doesn't like the people here at TK, but I don't care. I told him that if he didnt shut the fuck up, I was gonna kick his little ass. He said "BRING IT ON BASTARD". So he forced me to boot the shit outta him so hard that a permanent smile rose on his face.
With the attitude that he has, I figure that it won't be too much longer before he's dead, so I ask you:
Should I call the taxidermist and place him on standby to have his litle ass stuffed and mounted.
or
Should I simply toss his little sawed off ass in the garbage and let the flies have him.
If you were me, which would YOU do?
Barfy says that he doesn't like the people here at TK, but I don't care. I told him that if he didnt shut the fuck up, I was gonna kick his little ass. He said "BRING IT ON BASTARD". So he forced me to boot the shit outta him so hard that a permanent smile rose on his face.
With the attitude that he has, I figure that it won't be too much longer before he's dead, so I ask you:
Should I call the taxidermist and place him on standby to have his litle ass stuffed and mounted.
or
Should I simply toss his little sawed off ass in the garbage and let the flies have him.
If you were me, which would YOU do?
