LEX luger just saved American by slamming Yokozuna!

[CaptainWacky]

"JAPANESE BASTARD GET BACK TO JPANA AND STOP EATING OUR AMERICAN FREEDOM"

 

[Gagh]

LOL LUGER FED YOKOZUNA MUSCLE POWDER THAT MADE HIM EAT HIS OWN ARSE AND DIE LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL THEN ELIZABETH ATE THE LEFTOVER POWDER BY MISTAKE.

 

[Gagh]

jAKE THE SNAK BATTLING THE DEMONS LOL no he isn't he a druggie pisshead OMG EARTHQUAKE SAT ON HIS SNAKE AND GOT CANCER

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think EArthquake killed the snake FOR REAL?

 

[Gagh]

YES BECAUSE HE WAS INTO FLOSSING HIS ASSCRACK WITH DEAD PYTHONS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes and who was driving the car JESSE VENTURA that's who.

 

[Gagh]

I thought it was DAVID ARQUETTE, WCW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No it was the dog from Married With Children.

 

[Gagh]

A more credible champion, IMHO. JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Dawn Marie?