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Lilac The Whore Wants My Cock

Venom

Venom

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That's right, folks.

She's been making overtures at me in a couple of threads.

She PMed me and wants to meet. We're about six hours away, but I'm down with that. We're gonna meet half way.

And I will fuck her in every hole she has and then some. She'll need some serious physical therapy just to walk after I fill her up. She's never had dick like mine.

I'll share some pics and vids if I can manage.
 
Yeah, too bad you're an idiot and haven't paid any attention to my posting since you've joined, dumbass.

Unless you're gay, you wouldn't want my ass, and I sure as hell don't want yours.
 
Venom said:
That's right, folks.

She's been making overtures at me in a couple of threads.

She PMed me and wants to meet. We're about six hours away, but I'm down with that. We're gonna meet half way.

And I will fuck her in every hole she has and then some. She'll need some serious physical therapy just to walk after I fill her up. She's never had dick like mine.

I'll share some pics and vids if I can manage.
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How do you do "and then some"? Are you gonna chase the cat around or something? Make nasty with the leftover pot roast? You kids today with your modern romance...
 
It is another student of the Luci School Of Message Board Posting. We'll know it has graduated when its posts are in bright pink and mention his schlong in every sentence.
 
Considering I just saw Luci of the Bright Yellow Schlong, I'm predicting Venom of the Bright Pink Schlong is close at hand indeed.
 
Venom said:
That's right, folks.

He's been making overtures at me in a couple of threads.

He PMed me and wants to meet. We're about six hours away, but I'm down with that. We're gonna meet half way.

And I will fuck him in every hole he has and then some. He'll need some serious physical therapy just to walk after I fill him up. He's never had dick like mine.

I'll share some pics and vids if I can manage.
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Fixed.

You homo.
 
eloisel said:
Considering I just saw Luci of the Bright Yellow Schlong, I'm predicting Venom of the Bright Pink Schlong is close at hand indeed.
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Mine, of course, shall be green, instead of schlong, I'll say dork.
 
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