CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Loud. Maybe a dark horse to win.
(But probably not.)
(But probably not.)
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Lisa
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Profile: Lisa
Age: 27
From: Manchester
Occupation: Unemployed / upholsterer
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "For the money and getting out of work for a good few weeks, and I know I’ll entertain everyone in there and maybe find a little love with someone"
Trivia
• Born in Shanghai, Lisa moved to the UK with her parents when she was two years old
• Lisa’s friends nickname her ‘Boy Bod’ or Jackie Chan
• Most admires Jennifer Lopez for her success and says if she could change one thing about herself she would like "a bigger arse"
Mentythoughts:
Loud and quite possibly insane.
Wouldn't look out of place in a Gwen Stefani video as one of her chinese groupie chicks. Except she's not hot. Common as sin.
Agree with Wacky that she MIGHT have a chance at winning. We will see.
Possible Comedy Factor: 7
Age: 27
From: Manchester
Occupation: Unemployed / upholsterer
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "For the money and getting out of work for a good few weeks, and I know I’ll entertain everyone in there and maybe find a little love with someone"
Trivia
• Born in Shanghai, Lisa moved to the UK with her parents when she was two years old
• Lisa’s friends nickname her ‘Boy Bod’ or Jackie Chan
• Most admires Jennifer Lopez for her success and says if she could change one thing about herself she would like "a bigger arse"
Mentythoughts:
Loud and quite possibly insane.
Wouldn't look out of place in a Gwen Stefani video as one of her chinese groupie chicks. Except she's not hot. Common as sin.
Agree with Wacky that she MIGHT have a chance at winning. We will see.
Possible Comedy Factor: 7
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I thought she was about 45.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Evicted. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not fit.
EnglishRose
addle barn
no, she was weird, manlike
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She threw a child's bike across the bedroom in an extroridinary feat of strength.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Was I right about her: Well "probably not" was right...
She could be funny but she was also, well, "vile acidic little troll" describes her so well. The swearing, the insane paranoia...she was a BEGBLELGHSd
Was she a good housemate: She was okay but she wasn't missed when she went.
Best moments: When Susie nominated Nikki and Grace, "what do you want me to do to her?"
Her stupid threats about ripping up people's clothes that she never carried out.
She could be funny but she was also, well, "vile acidic little troll" describes her so well. The swearing, the insane paranoia...she was a BEGBLELGHSd
Was she a good housemate: She was okay but she wasn't missed when she went.
Best moments: When Susie nominated Nikki and Grace, "what do you want me to do to her?"
Her stupid threats about ripping up people's clothes that she never carried out.