Listing Kirk's achievements.

[Mentalist]

Stole Spocks Bike.

Filmed The Great Bird of the Galaxy and Scotty double teaming Yeoman Rand.

Stole the wheels to Spocks Bike.

Hid George Takei's string top vest collection.

Tied Spocks bike to the celing of the Sound Stage.

Pushed his wife in the swimming pool.

Sang to Jedi Master LuCASH.


And the legend continues...

 

[Gagh]

Ate Yoeman Rand's tampons

Performed the 'Anus Trick' with Sulu's rapier

Swapped bodies with Spock and leaked green blood all over McCoy's nose during the night

FUCKED DAWNIE UP THE ARSE WITH A TRICORDER LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Invented Scotty's moustache.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Rode Scotty' moustache

 

[CaptainWacky]

First man up the moon (he thought it was a girl and tried to have sex with it.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Successfully converted a slice of cheese to play on his iPod.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Convinced some seals to "get a life".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Raped the entire casts of Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High and Degrassi TNG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Travelled back in time and showed CaptainWacky pictures of "twinks" on the internet, opening up a world of new possibilities to him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Invented the ThighMaster. Or at least was his nickname that night in the Drunk Tank.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kissed Jesus on the cross.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Inventor of Mayonnaise, and not that poser Duc de Richelieu.