LIVE FEED LIVE COVERAGE

[CaptainWacky]

OMG THE?Y'RE ALL STANDING ABOUT TALKING

 

[CaptainWacky]

I really like the layout of the house.

Shame about the housemate...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DID MICHAEL STAB ONE OF THEM IN THE CHEST AND THEN APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR?

 

[The Tomtrek]

THEY'RE ALL SHIT I'M SHIT

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure Great Housemate 38 is going in tomorrow!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Holy shit all Sam talks about is his erections.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND I'M MISSING IT!

(My internet has been fritzy again today)

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Pimp and Fake Conor were plotting to take over the house or some shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, that's what stupid Alpha men tend to do.

Maybe BB will tell Michael to stab them in the eyes!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Sam's winky will expand to such a degree that no one else will fit inside the house.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think Naked Mark stowed away in Sam's winky, and will reveal himself on eviction night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's live feed on between 7 and 9 (OUR TIME, OF COURSE) every night, BY THE waY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Actually it's on the website too http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother/

(Probably can't watch it outside the UK and it'll be finished by the time you try!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Thanks. I was at a Mets game today so I missed it all.

Other than downloading the eps the naughty way, I can catch up at these sites:

https://www.youtube.com/user/channel5bbuk/videos

http://delishows.com/?s=big+brother+uk

(But we will be getting cast and house info for USBB mid next week so I don't know how much I'll be able to divide by time after next week)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sallie: "What does ignorant mean?" (After being called ignorant.)

OH THE FUCKING IRONY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's so good to watch live feed and not hear Sallie's voice!

Of course they're all pretending to believe Wolfie's bullshit now that they know she's popular...

 

[CaptainWacky]

So live feed's been cancelled again since no one watched it. And they won't even stick it online like literally every other country.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY IT'S BACK

Dexter telling Charlie how he "feels" in bed. She randomly tells him he has really tiny hands.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charlie said she was going to have a bath like an hour ago but she's still talking to Gina and Dexter. (I wanted to see the bath.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Drunk Charlie and Hazel fucking rule.