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Live Journal comedy.... Panda Man

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missmanners

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Man being sick is the pits. It really sucks cheese.

All day Tuesday I was feeling pretty bad but after work I was on the bus and I started to feel even worse. Dizzy and queasy until I just couldnt hold it in anymore but obviously I didnt want to just hork right there on the bus.

So I did it in my backpack. I know. Thats gross right? But I didnt have any other option. It was coming up no matter what and I couldnt just let it fly or do it out the window. My backpack was the only thing that was handy.

Yeah it was nasty. Worse I had some homework and my discman in there. The cd player is obviously ruined though the cd seems OK. Ill have to redo the homework since "I barfed on it" probably wont be an acceptable excuse. And the backpacks obviously useless. The worst part was carrying it home from the bus stop. Yu-uck.

Im feeling a little better today though. Been playing some games and working on the Panda Man theme song which Ill post soon.

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This stuff is hysterical...

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You know whats gross? Centipedes.

Holy crap they freak me out. All those legs moving around at the same time. It gives me the creeps. I found in my room the other day right before bed. I kind of freaked out and bashed at it with my shoe but I dont know if I got it. When I laid down to sleep it took me over an hour to fall asleep because I was afraid it was going to come out and crawl on me. Urgh! (I am shuddering!)

I remember an episode of Fear Factor (best show ever even though its gross) where they had to eat a centipede. Oh my god I thought I was going to die. I had a hard time breathing and I had to take the athsma meds for the first time in weeks. SO. NASTY.

I mentioned King Kong a few entries back. The part where Naomis going to get eaten by the centipede in the log freaked me OUT. I actually had people behind me kicking the seat and telling me to shut up but I couldnt help it.

Hate em. Id rather deal with spiders or worms than centipedes any day of the week.

Now Im all creeped out again. :p

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Today one of my friends was telling me about a movie Samuel Jacksons making called "Snakes on a Plane."

But at first I thought he said "Snapes on a Plane" which made me think of Sam being on a flight with a ton of Allan Rickmans. Thats one weird mental picture but I dont think itd be any worse than snakes. I didnt know it was snakes until my friend showed me the trailer for the movie. It would be pretty funny if Sam said "Im tired of all these mother****ing Snapes!"

Hey I would be too Sam. I already hate Harry Potter enough I dont need a plane full of Snapes to make it worse.

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Another classic!

OK if I can be serious for a moment let me just tell you that the Devil is no laughing matter. I dont think most people realize that the Devil is a real being that really exists. Satan live in his dark domain and hes mean and cruel and probably ugly. Most of the time hes depicted with horns and hooves but in Mel Gibsons Passion he looked more like the grim reaper from Bill and Ted. Either way hes a scary looking customer.

But aside from being ugly you have to think about just how BAD this guy is. Not bad like guys like Charles Mansion or Mike Tyson but much much worse. Tell you what. Think about every thing you can think of thats evil and wrong. Ill try just to get you started. Murder. Stealing. Fighting. Cussing. Pain. Slavery. Torture. Killing. Porno. Violence. Lying. Heavy metal. Witchcraft. Drowning. Horror movies. Race. Anger. Death. Satan. Pagans. Harry Potter. Stabbings. KKK. Laziness. Fire. Wickedness. Computer viruses. Cockfighting. Rapes. Diseases. Dungeons and Dragons. Ozzy Osborn. Hate. Fear.
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Shatna said:
wOW!! Bet you skeered him good!
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Not at all. Everyone on this site is aware of his little 'journal'. That much is a given. I merely point out he may not much like the SAINTLUCIFER knowing about his home. Natch. He abhors me and with good reason. I PWn him every time I see any of his posts. No doubt we shall see a journal entry called 'How SaintLucifer Manages To PWn Me Every Single Time Because I Am So Fucking Stupid'. Natch.
 
Generally, a one-liner should be followed by a one-liner, not a bunch of babbly bombast. Especially one that begins with "not really".

TODAY'S LESSON IN BBS-IN' BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE HEAD POOLBOY! :D
 
Shatna said:
Generally, a one-liner should be followed by a one-liner, not a bunch of babbly bombast. Especially one that begins with "not really".

TODAY'S LESSON IN BBS-IN' BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE HEAD POOLBOY! :D
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Do I see an 'amateur' typing in my direction? Nawww. It could not be.
 
Shatna said:
THAT'S better. Good job! *STAR*
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Give yourself a star also. You did an excellent job sucking every single drop of cum from my bag. Excellent. It feels so light now. *jumps up and down*. Wow. I feel wonderful.
 
Right, good! Now just eeeaase back a little, go more for clever than stupid.

I know you can do this! I just know it!!!! :D
 
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