Locked In

[Dual]

Earlier this evening, my date and I stopped at the La Brea tar pits (la brea means tar pits, so that's redundant), parked, and looked around. We got back to my car to head to the cinema at 10:04, and the gate was padlocked shut. A sign said the lot closed at 10, but it'd been hidden behind a shrub. Luckily, after some sprinting across the park, I found a security guy at LACMA who was willing to open the gate for a Lincoln.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

You had a golden opportunity to re-enact the TNG episode "Skin of Evil" and you blew it, man.

 

[Seph]

lmfao genuinely

 

[Mirah]

That happened to me in Seattle once after a concert. A guy was standing in front of the sign waving people in when I parked, so I did not see that the place closed at a certain time. If I wanted my car out I would have to pay alot to have them come and open the gate.
I stayed with friends and had to return at 6 AM to get my car out the next day. I always check now.


P.S. How did the rest of the date go?

 

[jack]

She squeezed the base, so he never got to come.

 

[Love Child]

Locked in is better than lock jaw.

 

[Sarek]

P.S. How did the rest of the date go?

She blew it.

 

[Seph]

he probably blew it.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Too much blow in this thread.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Not enough blow in my opinion.

 

[Dual]

Fellatio's lame and degrading for everybody involved, IMO.

 

[Sarek]

Only if she doesn't swallow.

 

[Cacophony]

For everyone involved?

I don't buy that.

 

[Dual]

For everyone involved?

I don't buy that.

Why not?

 

[Sarek]

Dual's fucking Amish. They toss a sheet over the woman first so he doesn't know it's his sister.