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LOCKE'S DAD IS THE REAL SAWYER

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
EVIDENCE

1) He said "do you think you're the first one who's been conned?" to Locke

2) Locke was very interested in where James Ford got the name "Sawyer" from.

YES HE IS THE RELA SAWYER AND THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGaYNE
 
CaptainWacky said:
EVIDENCE

1) He said "do you think you're the first one who's been conned?" to Locke

2) Locke was very interested in where James Ford got the name "Sawyer" from.

YES HE IS THE RELA SAWYER AND THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGaYNE
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InDeeD hE is.

I think I posted this somewhere some time back. I think Claire is Jacks sister as well.
 
Jack has a sister?

Nah, will probably end up being Kate, so their kiss is all ESB, and he wont mind so much when she ends up with Han (Sawyer)
 
IU LIKE THE BIT TRWHRE JACK AND SAWYER AND LIKE WE GOIT STUCK IN A NE AND SAWYER WAS LIKE STCK IN A NET MEANS YOU FUCKERD HER UP THE ARSE RIGHT AND JACLK WAS LIKE WHY FDI YOU TAKE THE GUNS AND THE MEDS ANS SAWYER WAS LIKE I LOVER HER BUY YOUI FUCKED HER UP THE ARSE RIGHT BUT THATS OK COS I FUCKE D TANNALUCIA (BEFORE SHE WS SHOT DEAD) AND JACK WAS LIKE NO WE WERE JUST STUCK IN A NET SO SAWYER WENT BACK AND HIS STASH WAS LOOTED BY BRIAN BOITANO (WHO JUST HAPPEND TO BE ON YL E INSLAND) AND THEN KATE SAID WE WERE STUCK IN A NET AND SAWYER SAID YEAH JACK SAID YHE FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS AND KATE SAID NO WE WERE JUST STUCK IN A NET SOW SAWYER WENT AND SHOVED HURLEY UP JACKS ARSE.
 
Can anyone reach my lightsabre?
Yeah I got it, I got it
Bzzzz
Oh dear R2, I dont think thats a good ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Not reading that in case there's any spoilers past the last episode to be shown on Channel 4 (Michael goes hunting for brat boy, the others have scary torches), gagh.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Not reading that in case there's any spoilers past the last episode to be shown on Channel 4 (Michael goes hunting for brat boy, the others have scary torches), gagh.
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Nope, it's all pre-final episode.
 
I think Wacky means the last episode shown on channel four, not the last episode of season 2
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Remember when Threepio and Artoo were caught making love on Tattooine? Funny shit.
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You mean the part where the stormtrooper holds up a used metal condom and goes, "Look sir, it's those fucking droids!" ? I loved that part but they retconned it in the rerelease so that Threepio fired first.
 
Gagh said:
IU LIKE THE BIT TRWHRE JACK AND SAWYER AND LIKE WE GOIT STUCK IN A NE AND SAWYER WAS LIKE STCK IN A NET MEANS YOU FUCKERD HER UP THE ARSE RIGHT AND JACLK WAS LIKE WHY FDI YOU TAKE THE GUNS AND THE MEDS ANS SAWYER WAS LIKE I LOVER HER BUY YOUI FUCKED HER UP THE ARSE RIGHT BUT THATS OK COS I FUCKE D TANNALUCIA (BEFORE SHE WS SHOT DEAD) AND JACK WAS LIKE NO WE WERE JUST STUCK IN A NET SO SAWYER WENT BACK AND HIS STASH WAS LOOTED BY BRIAN BOITANO (WHO JUST HAPPEND TO BE ON YL E INSLAND) AND THEN KATE SAID WE WERE STUCK IN A NET AND SAWYER SAID YEAH JACK SAID YHE FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS AND KATE SAID NO WE WERE JUST STUCK IN A NET SOW SAWYER WENT AND SHOVED HURLEY UP JACKS ARSE.
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I think I missed that part. Seems like a conversation I'd remember...
 
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