Loktar. I wish for strippers to break down in front of your house, in a thunderstorm, while your family is out of town, and that they only have g-strings and pasties to keep them warm, but the rain melts the glue, so you have to invite them in to keep warm, and that they are so grateful they attempt to lady-rape you, and you put up a fight for your virtue but there are too many of them so they overpower you, and then using chocolate syrup, loads of icecream, lots of strippers and your nuts, they make a Loktar-split sundae.
In short, I wish for gooey things to happen for you and that they start happening ASAP.