LOLIPOTTER.

[Mentalist]

What? It's been ages.
http://www.jungstars.net/jungstars/emma-watson/galerie/21-emma-watson.jpg

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hmm.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

What is she? 11?

 

[Cassie]

She's growing up!

 

[The Harlot]

bleh, my daughter is 6, she don't look much older

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Does she even know how to go potty yet?

 

[The Harlot]

no

 

[Mentalist]

WNGARDIUM CHEVYTOTHELEVIOSA!

 

[Tisiphone]

How much longer until she's legal for you boys?

 

[Mentalist]

She has been legal since April.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

9 is legal in ... what country...? Maybe Saudi Arabia?

 

[Tisiphone]

She has been legal since April.

Ye gods, I'm surprised she hasn't been gang raped.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Time to trot out the Harry Potter Free Meat Scoreboard!

Daniel Radcliffe: Free meat worldwide on July 23, 2007
Emma Watson: Free meat worldwide on April 15, 2008
Rupert Grint: FREE MEAT AS OF AUG 24, 2006!!!!!!!
Tom Felton: FREE MEAT AS OF SEP 22, 2005!!!!!

This is using the world-safe age of 18. In the UK they're all open season.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hmm...so I can have my way with Draco.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's been game for ages. He's probably all used up by now.

BY ME I WISH LOL OMG MY ELETRIC ANKLE BRACELET IS BUZZING AGAIN HELLO CHIEF?

 

[Tisiphone]

You know you like that little shock.

 

[Conchaga]

Time to trot out the Harry Potter Free Meat Scoreboard!

Daniel Radcliffe: Free meat worldwide on July 23, 2007
Emma Watson: Free meat worldwide on April 15, 2008
Rupert Grint: FREE MEAT AS OF AUG 24, 2006!!!!!!!
Tom Felton: FREE MEAT AS OF SEP 22, 2005!!!!!

This is using the world-safe age of 18. In the UK they're all open season.

Yet, they've been wankable material ever since they first appeared on the scene.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EWWWWW GREG'S A PEDO GREG'S A PEDO

 

[Conchaga]

And? I'm 25 and I'm sleeping with a 19 year-old. Most men would consider me a god.

 

[Mentalist]