Look at what some Creepy Little Girl gave me for Halloween

[starguard]

Last year, she came trick or treating dressed as snow white and accused me of tying to give her a poison apple. I told her that she was mistaking me for the witch that lives next door. This is what she gave me today....(as a warning)




You think she's tryng to tell me something? :huh:

 

[Sarek]

Yes.

She's trying to tell you you're not very sharp.

 

[God's Afro]

She wants you to wear an afro.

 

[The Dork Lord]

She wants you to write her a creepy love poem!

 

[starguard]

Last night she comes to the door with a whole bunch of little monsters with her. At first I thought they were costumes, until I took a closer look....


I hurridly went and gave them the whole damn bowl

 

[Sarek]

I think you smoked a bowl.

 

[The Dork Lord]

And you didn't pass dat shit, d00d!

 

[starguard]

OMFG...I think I'm in REAL TROUBLE

One of those little "things" came over after the others had left demanding candy. When I told it that I didn't have any left, it started saying some kind of magic chant and said that I would pay dearly for my insolence.

Last night when I went to take a piss, my urine started glowing an ultraviolet blue, and now my dick won't get hard anymore :huh:

* Blowjobs don't work


* Porn doesn't work


* Even Viagra doesn't work



I don't know what the hell that little thing did to me, but I think I'm cursed :fear:


I Hate Halloween

 

[Gagh]

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