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Looking for Mulktiple Wives for Polygamous Relationship

InsaneBombhurlr

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It is my desire to meet and marry 4 or 5 different wpmen. They whould be intelliigent, fertile and willing to live in isolation in a cave or a shack in the mountains.
Experience in teaching children is a plus, as is the ability to fieldstrip an AK-47, setup an L shaped ambush, and brewing skills for moonshine or dandelion wine. Also, a plus would be how to make homemade garments and canning and pickling.
If you are interested, leave me a message here. I am going to make a short list and then choose my head wife to rule over my household in my abscensce. I am sure their is someone who wishes to have a husband and dosen't mind 3 or four other women in the relationship.
 
You truely are a moron. A case can be made for polygamy. But it remains illegal in most places that are desireable to live in. Being some fucking cave-dwelling militia man will get you nowhere other than maybe death row when you join some damn doomsday cult. And I hate to break it to you, but most women aren't aware how to fiedstrip assault weapons or set up ambushes. And the few that are don't want to be wife number 5 for some nutty shack-dweller.
 
gprime said:
You truely are a moron. A case can be made for polygamy. But it remains illegal in most places that are desireable to live in. Being some fucking cave-dwelling militia man will get you nowhere other than maybe death row when you join some damn doomsday cult. And I hate to break it to you, but most women aren't aware how to fiedstrip assault weapons or set up ambushes. And the few that are don't want to be wife number 5 for some nutty shack-dweller.

Spoken like a puppet of the neo-cons and a brainwashed wage-slave. I am sorry my friend that you have bene seduced by the mechanized society, enslaved by an uncaring economy that uses you and then casts you on the garbage heap to rust. To paraphrase Jesus on that "What does it gain a man if he gets the whole world, but loses his soul"?
 
gprime said:
You truely are a moron. A case can be made for polygamy. But it remains illegal in most places that are desireable to live in. Being some fucking cave-dwelling militia man will get you nowhere other than maybe death row when you join some damn doomsday cult. And I hate to break it to you, but most women aren't aware how to fiedstrip assault weapons or set up ambushes. And the few that are don't want to be wife number 5 for some nutty shack-dweller.
Psst... It's a dual...
 
Let me clarify asshole: Yes, I love capitalism. Like it or not, money makes the world go round. Are there things more important than money? Yes, like Israel, for which I would willingly die. But I'm not assinine enough to think that turning into an ELF loving nut is the way to go.

Oh, and you ought not quote me Jesus, because as far as I'm concerned, he is the worst scumbag to ever walk the face of this earth.
 
It is so sad. Your a slave tio money, and you are willing to crucify Mother Earth to amass meaningless paper. When the new day comes, money will be treated for what it is good for- to wipe your ass with. But unfortunately, you are so ensklaved you can not hear the Earth crying out against the outrages you commit against her. Do you realiuze that the policies you support will lead to a day of mass starvation, when all the food is poisoned and the waters polluted? You capitalists must be stopped, by any means necessary, so my children can grow up healthy. Do you not care what kind of world you leave them, or are you so enslaved to your god, Money?
 
InsaneBombhurlr said:
It is so sad. Your a slave tio money, and you are willing to crucify Mother Earth to amass meaningless paper. When the new day comes, money will be treated for what it is good for- to wipe your ass with. But unfortunately, you are so ensklaved you can not hear the Earth crying out against the outrages you commit against her. Do you realiuze that the policies you support will lead to a day of mass starvation, when all the food is poisoned and the waters polluted? You capitalists must be stopped, by any means necessary, so my children can grow up healthy. Do you not care what kind of world you leave them, or are you so enslaved to your god, Money?

First off, even if I'm a slave to money, at least it allowed me to purchase the books needed to be sufficiently educated to spell properly. But I digress. I don't "crucify" mother Earth. If you can tell me how I *personally* do, then great. Otherwise, shut up. And what policies do I support exactly? You don't know me, so what makes you fit to make a judgement like that? And all food will not be poisened. That's a rediculous and baseless statement.

Capitalism is not bad. Capitalism doesn't cause pollution or disease. Companies like Pfizer increase lifespans with their medicines. And guess what? They're a product of capitalism. The technology you want destroyed has helped improve health and prolong human health. So you are contradicting yourself jackass.
 
Funny thing. I'm looking for a dozen good husbands.
I need one for cooking,
one for cleaning,
one for repairing houses,
one for repairing cars,
one for lawn and forest care,
one to take care of the animals,
one to fly us to and from my island,
one to handle things for us when we're on the island,
one to do just what I tell him to do and nothing else
and a few to work to support all of us.
Surely there are a dozen men out there that want a wife and wouldn't mind sharing her with 11 other men.
Of course, it goes without saying, they should all look like John D'Salvo or Fabio. The intelligence factor varies by skill set and purpose.
 
InsaneBombhurlr said:
If you are interested, leave me a message here. I am going to make a short list and then choose my head wife to rule over my household in my abscensce. I am sure their is someone who wishes to have a husband and dosen't mind 3 or four other women in the relationship.

Stop suckint that cock and listen: Shut the fuck up, idiot!
 
InsaneBombhurlr said:
It is my desire to meet and marry 4 or 5 different wpmen. They whould be intelliigent, fertile and willing to live in isolation in a cave or a shack in the mountains.
Experience in teaching children is a plus, as is the ability to fieldstrip an AK-47, setup an L shaped ambush, and brewing skills for moonshine or dandelion wine. Also, a plus would be how to make homemade garments and canning and pickling.
If you are interested, leave me a message here. I am going to make a short list and then choose my head wife to rule over my household in my abscensce. I am sure their is someone who wishes to have a husband and dosen't mind 3 or four other women in the relationship.


I'm pretty sure that the kind of women you're looking for do not hang out on the internet.

Good luck.
 
An "L" shaped ambush. I have some "L" wrenches - the evil things going through my mind are only slightly fit for TK consumption.
 
gprime said:
And I hate to break it to you, but most women aren't aware how to fiedstrip assault weapons or set up ambushes.


Of course they arent dear... now then.... tell me about YOU.

;)
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