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Lord Kookoo!

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The following people have PMed me asking how they can get in touch with you, so as to lick your feet and worship you forever:

1.SaintLucifer
2.Dark_Temptation
3.Wisdom

I'm certain your majesty shall give them the attention they so badly crave.
 
Messenger said:
The following people have PMed me asking how they can get in touch with you, so as to lick your feet and worship you forever:

1.SaintLucifer
2.Dark_Temptation
3.Wisdom

I'm certain your majesty shall give them the attention they so badly crave.
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Of course. Lord Kookoo feels sorry for these poor souls. Masterless, they need Lord Kookoo to give their pointless, empty little lives a reason to exist. I shall immediately go over and minister to these poor freaks, in the hope that it might be possible to help them.
 
Lord Kookoo said:
Of course. Lord Kookoo feels sorry for these poor souls. Masterless, they need Lord Kookoo to give their pointless, empty little lives a reason to exist. I shall immediately go over and minister to these poor freaks, in the hope that it might be possible to help them.
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Thank you.
 
He is what's called a 'jack-stalker' or 'jackdancer.' When he posts neutral things, I am indifferent. When he showers this board with more mindless anti-jack vitriol, of which we have all gotten very tired of, I'm annoyed.
 
Lilith said:
Hey now Messe,behave yourself, I approve of Wisdom.
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Good to know, cuz your boy Messy just lied like a rug about me PMing him.

Who'z your buddy? The one who isn't lying. :D
 
Messenger said:
He is what's called a 'jack-stalker' or 'jackdancer.' When he posts neutral things, I am indifferent. When he showers this board with more mindless anti-jack vitriol, of which we have all gotten very tired of, I'm annoyed.
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Calling people "jack-stalker" or "jackdancer" is NOT neutral.

You are now a jacksniffer.

Once you choose the Jack path, forever will your destiny be silly.
 
Wisdom said:
Calling people "jack-stalker" or "jackdancer" is NOT neutral.

You are now a jacksniffer.

Once you choose the Jack path, forever will your destiny be silly.
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That's right, because in this world, there are only those people who utterly loathe him, or those who worship him and 'lick' and 'sniff' him, right?

Sounds a tad psychotic, and reminiscient of the War on Terror.
 
Wisdom said:
Calling people "jack-stalker" or "jackdancer" is NOT neutral.
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You mean we can't call a spade a spade?

Jack has been called a lot of things. Even if they were all true, you're still the person stalking this 'vile gnome.'

Who's better off again?
 
Messenger said:
That's right, because in this world, there are only those people who utterly loathe him, or those who worship him and 'lick' and 'sniff' him, right?
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No no, I'm sure it's the jacklicker thing. You're licking his scrote like a creamsicle. You may as well be his dual for how often you defend him.

Hat of Ass, you.
 
Yeah everyone's harboring old grudges :bigass: especially those who weren't involved in the invasion :)
 
Wisdom said:
I see, you're all still pissed because you "invaded" Comicon last year, and nobody gave a shit.
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I didn't get involved in the Comicon invasion, you fucking numbskull, but it seems you have enough issues with that to bring it up.
 
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