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LORD RAFFLES SUCKS HIS OWN COCK

Trolling with Lord Raffles was always fun, but never relaxing - he got upset so easily. One minute he's sitting there beaming, telling anecdotes and hooting his great Hahahaha laugh, the next, he's grieving and keening over some perceived catastrophe - a shit post by some dirty wannabe, an absent recognition of his great talant, an overattentive moderator. I remember a few years ago he took me to what was then his favourite Forum, Assaggi, and he was in his happiest, most bonhomous mood, saying the reason he liked Assaggi was because it was very exclusive and you got a nice class of user - and then his eyes fell on a photo of a young woman breast-feeding her baby! My dears, I have never actually seen anyone turn purple before. It was such an enthralling sight that I hastened to prolong it by saying, 'Oh I totally agree. I love forums that encourage children!' He must have forgotten that remark or he wouldn't be having trolling with me now.

This time there were some terribly long-drawn-out negotiations beforehand about where we could troll. I said the Wolseley, the hot new forum started by Jeremy King and Chris Corbin, ex Ivy and Caprice, but Raffles said Ooh no, he couldn't risk taking me there - I might write something rude and then he'd be banned and that would be tragic. I said I wouldn't dream of writing anything rude - 'I have to troll too!' - but he was adamant.

He said we could go to the Dorchester Thrill - 'Beautiful forum and not many people know it.' That's just the trouble, I told him - nobody knows it so nobody cares. But, I said, as a compromise, we could go to the Caprice. This was not entirely disingenuous because I knew that he'd recently had a great row with the Caprice - they said they couldn't guarantee his IP ban would be lifted so he cancelled the booking and complained vociferously in the Sunday Times. But actually, he's made his peace with the Caprice since then, so he agreed we could go there. But then, mysteriously (did they refuse to lift his ban again?), he rang and said he'd booked the Wolseley after all.

Moderators hover while we read the forum rules - though Raffles says he doesn't need to, he already knows them by heart. He has been to the Wolseley twice a week since it opened and has already established his 'usual' – timid arrival to start and pompous, stiff upper lipped larks to follow. So this is his new favourite forum? 'Absolutely. This is unquestionably the best trolling experience in cyperspace. You know, people might say you can get better trolling somewhere else, but the overall situation - I mean look at the stupidity of the users! Isn't it a pleasure?' It is indeed - huge but somehow intimate, with a wonderfully opulent, decadent, peasant-like feel.

Raffle’s improbable career as a Troll started in 1997 when he had a terrible ordeal at the Pont de la Tour, and then went on for two months trolling the place 'to get revenge'. Almost a decade on, his style hasn’t evolved much; a half baked copy of his original master’s design. Raffles, despite his towering egomania contributes little from his master’s style, relying on a ‘I know something you don’t know’ tactic that at first seems original, but very soon drags itself out to a sordid pale imitation of the original creators design. A Phenomena never the less, but I am the master!

7/10
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He falls for it every time...​

Lord Raffles says:
Check out this *infamous GNAA spam link witheld*
Video Games Make me Kill says:
u twat
Lord Raffles says:
haha, soz dude... i got it sent back to me <-- lies
Lord Raffles says:
hehehe
Lord Raffles says:
Hey Judith, he's looking at gay porno!
Lord Raffles says:
LMAO
Lord Raffles says:
hey dude
Video Games Make me Kill says:
your a complete prick
Lord Raffles says:
hey dude
Lord Raffles says:
it was just a joke
Video Games Make me Kill says:
doing a fucking shane yhou are
Video Games Make me Kill says:
yeah funny
Video Games Make me Kill says:
its hijacked outlook
Video Games Make me Kill says:
im on my brother in laws computer and its just sent gay shit to all his business contacts for his company
Lord Raffles says:
really??
Lord Raffles says:
WOW
Video Games Make me Kill says:
and that thing is riddled with viruses and trojans
Lord Raffles says:
Jesus dude, you're in mega shit!
Lord Raffles says:
Sorry
Lord Raffles says:
i thought it would be funny
Video Games Make me Kill says:
fuck of man, you knew exactly what that would do
Video Games Make me Kill says:
shane and vin been sendig it to people for months
Lord Raffles says:
Vincent hasn't
Lord Raffles says:
to my knowledge
Lord Raffles says:
and since when did Shane send it?
Video Games Make me Kill says::
ages ago
Video Games Make me Kill says:
no1 minds a joke man, but that link is actively malicious
Video Games Make me Kill says:
its riddled with viruses
Video Games Make me Kill says:
took me half a day to fix my pc when shane sent it
Lord Raffles says:
Well, everyone needs to catch chicken pox at least once in their life
Lord Raffles says:
Hello?
 
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People of Charas, after a long silence, my voice calls out to you, and I am sure you recognize it. It is the voice that has been with you in difficult times, and in the triumphant days of our struggle.

I come here to conclude what was began six months ago, to fight in honorable fashion for the good of Charas; fearless of the future, unheeding of our individual fates, with unflinching hearts and undimmed eyes; I stand at Armageddon, and I battle for the users!

Half a year ago a good user was banished and condemned by a people he loved. His crime was not murder nor theft, but that he dared measure himself against a corrupt establishment is a matter of pride that will live through the posts & threads of every user. It was an act of conscious daring. People become great by daring, risking and suffering, and not by placing themselves by the wayside in parasitic and vile expectancy. The protagonists of history can revindicate their rights, but simple spectators never can.

Let me say now that what is occurring in the ranks of your moderators is one of the most colossal mystifications in all Charas history. Illusion and lying are the basis for the increase in moderators within this small community, which is nothing more than a cover and illusion to erect a dictatorship of the lowest scoundrels.

Even the whole annihilation of the moderator’s evil empire has no decisive importance toward the ending of this glorious struggle. This is a vendetta of strictly personal character which could have no influence on the results of a war which has dug even deeper chasms between good and evil. I cannot tell you today when or how, but I affirm in the most categoric manner that I shall return to Charas for the final onslaught that is imminent, and those innocents that were banned for no reason shall not go unavenged!

The users of Charas deserve and will have victory. The hardships, suffering and sacrifices that are faced with exemplary courage and dignity by the users will have their day of compensation when all the forces of moderation are crushed by the heroism of our will! Then you will hear an immense cry let loose across the threads and posts like lightning, which shall give light new hopes and new certainties to the users that I love.​
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:lisandra:
 
Session started 2006-07-07 02:37:25

Warning: You will have to confirm your email address ([email protected]) within the next 14 days, or you will not be able to login with this character any longer. To confirm your email address, please check your mail. If this email address is not correct or you want a new copy of the confirmation email, please type setemail . www.furcadia.com/email.html'>Click here for further instructions.

* Welcome to Furrabian Nights, a place of exotic delights. This is an R rated area. Children under 16, or anyone playing a character under 16, are not allowed here. If you are between 16 and 18 years old and you don't have your parents' permission to be here, please leave now. Any wishing to engage in behavior going beyond an R rating, please upload a dream and keep it private out of consideration to others. Use F3 to move between multiple points around the dream. (Dream by Kee En'Darvin, Talzhemir, Gar, and Emerald Flame)

(You enter the dream of WHITE POWER CHAT.)
(Lines of DragonSpeak: 2)

[*] Your request has been sent to 88-Brunhilde-88 .
[*] 88-Brunhilde-88 has accepted your request.
[*] 88-Brunhilde-88 joins you.
* You changed the entry text of the dream.
You say, "enxtry text Welcome to White Power Chat. Violence, swearing, twinkish behaviour, negativity, racism, homophobia, suggestive or offensive comments or conversation of any nature is not allowed and will not be tolerated! All rules ordered by the rah must be followed."
* You changed the entry text of the dream.
Ischium: May I please ask what is this place?
[ You whisper "White Power Chat" to Ischium. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "I saw that but is it a racialily driven dream?" to you. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "like are you trying to promote Fascism?" to you. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "hello?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "fascism?" to Ischium. ]
You say, "LOOKING FOR GOOD WHITE POWER CHAT? COME TO WHITE POWER CHAT! 88! furc://whitepowerchat/"
[ Ischium whispers, "well you had hilter in there" to you. ]
* Sorry, the specified dream is not available at this moment.
[ You whisper "and?" to Ischium. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "no I am just asking" to you. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "is that what your promoting or is it something else?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "we are promoting a place for people to chat among white power enthusiasts" to Ischium. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "oh ok, so why the nazi symbol and hilter?" to you. ]
[*] Your request has been sent to Rand.
[ You whisper "white nationalists like these things around them" to Ischium. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "oh ok, so how do you deal with the demons and Furres" to you. ]
[ You whisper "demons and furres?" to Ischium. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "yeah this is Furcadia after all" to you. ]
[ You whisper "don't understand, this is a white power chat - what has that got to do with anything?" to Ischium. ]
(You see Ischium.)
> Grrrr...... Looking for a master? [work in progress]
[ Ischium whispers, "well your not white and your a mouse.....I do get it" to you. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "dont*" to you. ]
You say, "I am white IRL"
You say, "This is simply a cute computer sprite"
Ischium: Yeah but this is an RP game, so are you talking about real life things or something
88-Brunhilde-88 : Hello
Ischium waves to Brunhilde
You say, "This is a room to talk"
You say, "and we are talking"
You say, "so it serves it's purpose"
Ischium: So then what do you talk about?
You say, "make what you will of the portrait of Hitler, but do not discuss the holocaust here - it is negativity and will not be tollerated"
You say, "I talk about anything"
You say, "Such as Roy Orbison, my favourite artist"
Ischium: Whos that?
You say, "He invented the Hammer in 1887"
You say, "And a lot of other inventions"
Ischium: but then how is he artist?
You say, "he was like a 19th century inventer"
You say, "like leonardo"
You say, "da vinci"
Ischium: oh ok
You say, "artist/inventor"
You say, "that sort of eccentric"
You say, "he was pretty cool"
Ischium: are you an artist
You say, "I sometimes dabble in Art"
88-Brunhilde-88 : We all shape the clay of destiny.
Ischium: cool
You say, "When I do art though I like to paint in water colour"
You say, "I have developed quite a technique"
Ischium: nice what type of subjects?
You say, "anything"
You say, "mostly Eagles"
You say, "do you draw/"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Is that your occupation?
Ischium: I have a question though, If I wasnt white in real life would you eject me?
Ischium: yes I am an artist
Ischium: I do portrait art
[*] Rand has accepted your request.
[*] Rand joins you.
88-Brunhilde-88 : I'm a chemist
(You see Rand.)
> Am'Raz HRT [Zombified by La Photo]
Rand: This can't possibly be bad.
Ischium: Hi rand
Rand: Yo.
You say, "In my spare time I'm an ametur photographer"
[ You whisper "greetings ;-)" to Rand. ]
You say, "I take a lot of fake UFO photos in my spare time"
You say, "using saucepan lids"
You say, "it's quite an effect"
Ischium: so would my question be a no?
Ischium: haha sounds fun
You say, "it is very fun"
You say, "throwing people out if they're not white?"
88-Brunhilde-88 : I record my music
You say, "did you read the dream description?"
You say, "the entry text?"
Ischium: yeah but it doesnt say you would eject, I just wasn't sure
You say, "No racism will be tollerated"
Ischium: Ok then good
You say, "as I was saying"
You say, "Do you know George Adamski?"
Ischium: do you know what an Ischium is?
Ischium: nope
You say, "George Adamski was a contactee in the 1950s"
Ischium: contactee?
You say, "contactees are individuals who have come into contact with Aliens from Venus"
Ischium: Hi
Ischium: ahh
You say, "Adamski was given the secret Doctrine by the entities of Venus"
You say, "The secret Doctrine outlined the origins of the Aryan Race"
Ischium: Rand are you going to talk?
Ischium: ahh
You say, "So as you can imagine, I am an Adamski Nationalist"
88-Brunhilde-88 : I record music for some record labels in my spare time
Ischium: But isnt that just gentics
Ischium: Adamski?
You say, "Yes"
Ischium: whats that?
You say, "it's the surname of George Adamski"
You say, "the contactee who met with people from Venus and learned the secret doctrine"
You say, "with regards to the origins of the Aryan race"
Ischium: oh ok so does that mean your Aryan?
You say, "I am convinced of it"
Ischium: are you blonde with blue eyes?
You say, "I have fair hair, good strong features... and have blue eyes"
You say, "not only that but I know that long ago my people came from outer space"
You say, "Venus is the original homeland of the Aryan Race"
You say, "I do not like to use the word Aryan though"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Wierd
88-Brunhilde-88 : Sounds like Thule Society stuff
88-Brunhilde-88 : Not what I was expecting here.
Ilsode: LOOKING FOR GOOD WHITE POWER CHAT? COME TO WHITE POWER CHAT! 88! furc://whitepowerchat:wpww/
Ischium: what were you expecting?
You say, "Thule Society?"
You say, "I am not a member of those crack-pot morons of 19th Century twaddle"
You say, "I am an Adamski Nationalist"
You say, "it's something different I'll have you know"
88-Brunhilde-88 : There's no need to be snippy
Ischium giggles
You say, "sorry but I hate it when we get confused with the thule society"
You say, "the thule society are crack pots"
88-Brunhilde-88 : How so?
You say, "they believe the 'Aryan' Race came from earth.. it didn't"
You say, "and the word shouldn't be Aryan anyway, it should be Venusiun"
You say, "Venusian*"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Why is 'racism' not permitted? What about racialism?
You say, "The Venusian people see no reason for ordinary human beings to fight one another"
You say, "as Venusians it is our duty to guide the human race, not hinder it with petty disputes"
Ischium: but didnt hilter do that?
Ischium: opps sorry my bad nevermind
88-Brunhilde-88 : Hitler didn't try to do anything like that
88-Brunhilde-88 : Much of what's considered history is heavily skewed and fabricated
You say, "Exactly - The Secret Doctrine outlines how everything regarding World War II was fabricated by the power of the modern media"
88-Brunhilde-88 : And who comprises most of the modern media?
Ischium: the government haha
88-Brunhilde-88 : I can't say who, because I'd be booted
You say, "The Secret Doctrine goes into great detail how George Adamski himself even comunes with the spirit of Adolf Hitler"
You say, "or rather comuned"
88-Brunhilde-88 : afk
Ischium: yeah but he didnt match the way that race is suppose to look
You say, "People from Venus on the whole are tall and blonde, but they are also ruled by higher beings whom are the total opposite and yet are gifted by amazing psychic powers"
You say, "Hitler was from that root of the Venusian race"
Ischium: so hilter was Psychic?
You say, "I believe so, yes"
Ischium: mmmmmm..........
88-Brunhilde-88 : This is a total sham
You say, "i beg your pardon?"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Adamski is a crackpot himself, and his followers are cultists
You say, "care to justify yourself?"
You say, "that statement is a total sham"
88-Brunhilde-88 : He gets members of his group to pay large sums to it.
You say, "if you do not behave you will be ejected - no negativity"
You say, "Do you believe in god Ischium?"
Ischium: no
88-Brunhilde-88 : Very well, but can I provide constructive criticism of some kind?
Ischium: why does that matter?
You say, "it doesn't matter, but there is a God"
(You see Myshella Cambree.)
> [:-) Myshella Cambree] [Need help? Ask! HRT:-)] [Associate of SIO] [Diamonds are a girl's best friend.] [God doesn't damn you, you damn yourself.] [Dream Artist, whisper for details]
You say, "Welcome Myshella"
Ischium: I god is something that was created by people to control them is a certain way and to give something for people to believe in
Myshella Cambree: Are you serious.
88-Brunhilde-88 : I agre with Ischium
You say, "I'm not too sure"
You say, "Jesus Christ was a Venusian"
88-Brunhilde-88 : This isn't a real White Power chat.
You say, "as was Buddah & Mohammed"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Or even White Pride.
You say, "Yes it is"
You say, "you have the chance to air your opinions if you like"
Ischium: no its not hehe
Myshella Cambree: The only people in this dream are morons who still want to suck on their mother's tit and are raped by their fathers. Grow up and grow brains. Fag morons.
Myshella Cambree: Bye. :-)
You say, "ok"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Oh boy, did she tell me. OMG, I'll never log onto Furcadia ever again.
You say, "wait there"
You say, "Myshella needs some eternal justice"
You say, "delivered by a true Venusian Justice"
Ischium: eternal justice?
Ischium: Rand is just sitting there
Ischium: so whats the whole point of this Venusian thing?
You say, "wait there"
You say, "whispering"
You say, "talk without me"
Ischium: um ok
Rand: I'm listening.
Ischium: I brought a friend can you explain to her about the whole Venusian thing
Ischium: I dont think I could reply the information correctly
(You see Demi Novana.)
> http://www.freewebs.com/demi_novana/> to life life is to die, to die is to live. Stats, pic and descp all are here. Sign my guestbook!.
Demi Novana blinks
[ Ischium whispers, "I brought a friend can you explain that Venusian thing again to her" to you. ]
You say, "hello"
You say, "I was just away"
You say, "the Venusian thing?"
You say, "Can't you just google it?"
Demi Novana: yes please.
You say, "it's like this"
You say, "George Adamski in 1952 came into contact with visitors from Venus"
You say, "they instructed him with a book, the Secret Doctrine"
You say, "it outlined the origins of the Aryan Race... and more importantly corrected the term by using the word Venusian"
You say, "the word Aryan is inaccurate, the actual word is Venusian"
You say, "since the Venusian race did not come from Earth, it came from Venus"
You say, "hope that helps"
Rand: Okay - How did they get here?
[ You whisper "my power is greater than yours - remmeber that" to Myshella Cambree. ]
88-Brunhilde-88 : Utter garbage.
You say, "They came by space craft"
[ Myshella Cambree whispers, "Still on the silence rule." to you. ]
You say, "it's not utter garbage"
Rand: So where is this space craft?
Ischium busts out laughing "oh I'm sorry thats rude"
You say, "oh that was so long ago"
You say, "it probably rusted away"
Rand: Probably?
You say, "yes"
Rand: Why on Earth?
You say, "The earth was rich"
You say, "And the Venusians took pity on human beings"
You say, "for they were mere mortals"
Demi Novana: right.....
88-Brunhilde-88 : You mean, people who weren't white? Because that's what you stated earlier
You say, "being a Venusian transcends boundries such as skin"
88-Brunhilde-88 : Perhaps, but since Venusians are fair-haired and skinned, anyone not white can be disqualified as being Venusian.
Ischium: if Hilter was one, then why did he do such horrible things if that isn't their way? And what about Jewish?
Demi Novana snorts, at such a pathetic story.
You say, "There are sometimes bad Venusians"
Ischium: he did say budah was one which is confusing
88-Brunhilde-88 : There are valid theories about Buddha being white.
Ischium: and jesus wasnt white
88-Brunhilde-88 : There's even one which states he could have very well been Christ himself, although Christ wasn't white.
You say, "Buddah, Jesus, Mohammed, Moses... all great figures of history/myth have roots in being Venusians"
Rand: This is hilarious bad.
Demi Novana: yeah I agree.
Ischium: It has been proven that Jesus wasn't white
88-Brunhilde-88 : Mohammed was a 50-year-old nut who took a 12 year old for a wife.
You say, "what?"
Ischium: Same here
You say, "i beg your pardon???"
Rand: Hm? What?
Rand: Oh, sorry.
Rand: Your beliefs are stupid.
You say, "Do you have anything to disprove this?"
Ischium: What is has been proven
Rand: They sound like a fairy tale.
Rand: Well, let's see.
Ischium: JESUS WASNT WHITE HE WAS ARABIC
[*] Your request has been sent to Ilsode.
Rand: a) Venus is really hot. the Earth's atmosphere would be too cold for them.
Demi Novana: if they were what you say they are, then how could someone so easily over come them. Why wouldn't they leave when threatened. It all sounds like bs
[*] Ilsode has accepted your request.
[*] Ilsode joins you.
You say, "boo!"
You say, "what's going on?"
Rand: something that should be pointed out:
Ilsode: hey
Rand: All human 'races' are the same race.
Ilsode: hows life?
Ilsode: ok
Ilsode: someone going on about racism?
Ischium: actully Mars would have been a more suitable planet
Rand: The only difference is a slight colouring due to adaptation to the sun.
Rand: Actually, Mars would've been a helluva lot colder.
Demi Novana: that's pluto
You say, "Rand, the higher races came from Venus"
You say, "it's an astounding fact"
Ilsode: oh fuck
Ilsode: An Adamski Nationalist
You have ejected Ilsode.
You say, "i can't stand Ilsode"
You say, "she's such a twink"
Rand: Dude. It's a stupid fact.
Demi Novana: no actually you are one.
* More than one furre's name begins that way. You need to type more of the name, or maybe all of their name, so I can tell exactly who you mean! -- Beekin the Help Dragon
Ischium: I agree
[ You whisper "why am i a twink?" to Demi Novana. ]
You say, "i am not a twink?"
You say, "Do I question your belief system?"
Ischium: this is ridiculious
Ischium: yeah you did
You say, "do i call you names for having beliefs?"
You say, "no i did not"
You say, "i did not call you anything"
Ischium: yeah you did
You say, "you just called me a twink"
Ischium: I mean questioning my religion
You say, "care to quote me?"
Ischium: I didnt my friend did
You say, "you didn't have a religion"
You say, "so there was none to question"
[ Demi Novana whispers, "Lets see, you spout nonsense. Harrass others, you don't know this is a game, and Two you have a fucking hitler picture and nazi flag hanging in your dream. Plus the fact that you are against rascism yet you hang those. So you are a twink" to you. ]
Ischium: you said that there is a god and I said no, then you were going to go more into till that chick came in
[ You whisper "but it made for a great read" to Demi Novana. ]
[ Demi Novana whispers, "it's nonsense'" to you. ]
[ You whisper "and entierly true" to Demi Novana. ]
You say, "i didn't call you a twink though"
Ischium: I didnt either
You say, "i simply told you there was a god"
You say, "that wasn't insulting you"
Ischium: that was my friend and she left
You say, "I didn't call you a smelling cunt filled with syphilis, did I?"
Ischium: no but that wouldn't fit since im not really a girl
(You see Ischium.)
> Grrrr...... Looking for a master? [work in progress]
You say, "But what would that matter in Furcadia?"
[ Demi Novana whispers, "no actually it's not I have read on that. It's total bullshit." to you. ]
Ischium: true, and why should White power when it's techinacally OOC
[ You whisper "read on what?" to Demi Novana. ]
[ Demi Novana whispers, "venusian" to you. ]
Ischium: And this is an imaginary world
You say, "Who says it's an imaginary world?"
Ischium: There are Dogs and animals running about yelling wanna YIFF
Ischium: like come on
You say, "And you have evidence to suggest this is an imaginary world?"
You say, "Care to show it?"
Ischium: well its like you venus it cant be proven
You say, "Then you are not qualified to make that vast judgement"
Ischium: Thats why there isnt a god, it cant be proven
You say, "you're like a child that wanders into a movie half way through and wants to know what's going on"
Ischium: No I know enough I came in here to see what you would actually say
You say, "And I actually said something"
You say, "Do you go around looking at things often?"
Ischium: No but this one caught my eye, this isnt really my main Charater, thus the reason why I would ever show my face in a place like this
You say, "awww... got an online reputation to maintain?"
Ischium: of course
Ischium: dont you
Ischium: isnt that why you have all the alts?
You say, "what alts?"
Ischium: I already know dont play dumb with me
You say, "which alts?"
You say, "there is only isolde"
You say, "i'll admit isolde is an alt"
You say, ":-)"
88-Brunhilde-88 : I'm guessing chatting as WHITE POWER CHAT would be a bit awkward.
Ischium: How long did it take you to make your soldier patch it seems one of a kind
You say, "my soldier patch took 28 minutes"
You say, "I timed myself doing it"
You say, "to see if it was worth it"
Ischium: well someone just stole it
You say, "if it took 30 minutes i wasn't going to finish it"
You say, "and i didn't finish it"
You say, "as you can see"
You say, "let them steal it"
You say, "i would be glad to see more people using my patch"
You say, "in fact, if people used my patch and completed it i would be greatfull"
You say, "they could complete my willpower"
Ischium: the soldiers of Venus?
You say, "yes"
You say, "the Soldiers of Venus"
You say, "furc://lostlake/"
You say, "wait there"
Ischium: what the hell is that
[*] Ilsode requests permission to join your company. To accept the request, type `summon and press . To decline, type `decline and press
[*] Ilsode joins you.
Ilsode: furc://lostlake/
You say, "ah ha..."
You say, "this is very good"
Ischium: You should speak with Vandala I bet she would love you
You say, "What's she like?"
You say, "Good looking IRL?"
You say, "I refuse to speak with ugly girls"
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(You enter the dream of WHITE POWER CHAT.)
(Lines of DragonSpeak: 2)
* Welcome to White Power Chat. Violence, swearing, twinkish behaviour, negativity, racism, homophobia, suggestive or offensive comments or conversation of any nature is not allowed and will not be tolerated! All rules ordered by the rah must be followed.
Ischium: haha you really dont know who you speak with on furc sweetie
You say, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
You say, "sorry"
You say, "i was just messing"
Ischium: Im talking about the pretty girls comment
You say, "so who'se this person that would love to meet me?"
You say, "and who stole the patch?"
Ischium: no I said you would love to met them. no this is someone else
Ischium: and why isnt Brunhilde saying anything
Ischium: <(^.^<) d(^.^)b(>^.^)>
88-Brunhilde-88 : What do you want to hear?
88-Brunhilde-88 : I'm here for the laughs.
Ischium: your opinion on this
You say, "just doing some Lost Lake stuff..."
You say, "the usual"
Ischium: I am too but you still have an opinion
88-Brunhilde-88 : About what?
88-Brunhilde-88 : I'm going back and forth between something
Ischium: about this crap that this dude is spewing
Ischium: http://www.geocities.com/rpfascist/
You say, "looking"
Ischium: haha
88-Brunhilde-88 : I don't know if he's serious about it. If he is, I worry
You say, "he is serious"
You say, "he must be"
You say, "it's so stupid"
You say, "it has to be serious"
Ischium: then I worry as well
Ischium: Why would you say such things, like seriously?
88-Brunhilde-88 : afk
Ischium: Man this is pointless. I have wasted too much time here
You say, "hey sorry"
You say, "i was just spamming lost lake"
You say, ";-)"
You say, "look at this:"
You say, "COME AND JOIN THE FURCADIA NAZI PARTY! ENLIST TODAY! HEIL HITFURR! furc://lostlake/"
Ischium: I dont care
You say, "ok"
You say, "bye i guess"
You say, "nice talking to you"
Ischium: your ego is too big for stroking
You say, "sorry"
You say, "i am not really an egocentric"
You say, "it's part of my online persona"
Ischium: and the crap your spitting is ridiculious
You say, "such as?"
Ischium: Im glad you dont know my main alt so I wont have to deal with your dribble
Ischium: VENUS COME ON
Ischium: take the aluminium foil off your head for second
You say, "SORRY"
You say, "just rolling a joint"
Ischium: your not sorry
You say, "not in the slightest"
You say, "Venus is genuine"
Ischium: its bull and its bull about what your talking about
Ischium: Jesus wasn't even white
You say, "yeah and?"
You say, "you feel the need to sit here and idle away over worthless information?"
Ischium: then how in the hell could he be this race you speak of
You say, "over my little keyboard stories?"
Ischium: yes because I needed a laugh for the night
You say, "so did I"
You say, "i make myself laugh at the shit i type"
Ischium: And if you go after my character with any of your alts and spam me I will have you booted from Furc all together
You say, "i didn't do that"
You say, "what on earth are you talking about?"
You say, "that was Lord Raffles"
You say, "not me"
Ischium: Im just warning you
You say, "don't blame me for his spam shit"
Ischium: yes I can because I can trace your IP address
You say, "yeah right Narag"
You say, "get a life"
Ischium: Narag is that the best you can come up with?
You say, "is that the best you can come up with, as a response to that?"
Ischium: yeah because why should I take offense to that?
Ischium: are you too young to think of something better?
You say, "Are you too stupid to suggest you can track my IP address?"
You say, "read a book first"
You say, "then get back to me"
Ischium: hehe, you dont know what my real role in Furcadia is, like I said this isn't my main Character.
You say, "like I said, I'm used to internetz drama"
You say, "so fire away"
You say, "and you don't even know who I am"
Ischium: Have a nice day Im done with you. If I do find out your spaming others you will be done.
[ You whisper "ooo... scared... oooo" to Ischium. ]
[ Ischium whispers, "I am placing you on the silence rule" to you. ]
[ Russian whispers, "Please refrain from harassing people with your alts. :-)" to you. ]
[ You whisper "pardon?" to Russian. ]
[ You whisper "i am not" to Russian. ]
[ You whisper "and what authority are you exactly?" to Russian. ]
[ Russian whispers, "A few reports have been coming in periodically to the contrary. If you're not doing anything then disregard these whispers." to you. ]
[ You whisper "I am disregarding them, and furthermore launching a complaint" to Russian. ]
[Help] You have reached the Beekin Help Channel. Sorry, there are no Helpers on duty right now. Please try again later. -- Beekin the Help Dragon
[ Russian whispers, "Feel free." to you. ]
[*] Your request has been sent to Russian.
* Player Russian declined your request.
[ You whisper "what's the matter?" to Russian. ]
[ Russian whispers, "I am busy in the help center at the moment and can not join you." to you. ]
[ You whisper "you're not even a helper" to Russian. ]
[ You whisper "no helper would have a name like Russian" to Russian. ]
[Help] Legan is now your Helper. Type /legan and your message to whisper him/her
[ Legan whispers, "Hello, how may I help you?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "can you confirm that the user Russian is a helper?" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "Russian is not a Helper." to you. ]
[ You whisper "a user called Russian is trying to tell me he's a helper and is making threats" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "i trust the proper proceedure will be taken" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "Then I suggest you tell him that you have spoken with a Helper and have confirmed that he is not a Helper. After that, ignore him and send the log to [email protected]" to you. ]
[ Legan whispers, "Impersonating a Beekin is a serious offense." to you. ]
[ You whisper "is it?" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "what about impersonating Felorin?" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "That's even worse." to you. ]
[ You whisper "I told Russian that no helper would have a name like Russian" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "i'm not a nazi by the way" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "That's not true...." to you. ]
[ You whisper "white power chat is a room for a chess dream" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "We had a Welcomer named Russian Blue once... xD" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Russian Blue perhaps, but Russian on it's own?" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "what the fuck is a Russian? That's not furre" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "There is nothing wrong with the name Russian... and please don't curse." to you. ]
[ You whisper "it's a rubbish name" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "it has no purpose or sense of direction" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "and sorry for swearing" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "it just gets me so angry, you know?" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "that guy pretended to be a helper to me" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "he caused so much distress" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "i was panicking, sorry for swearing here but my heart was going like a fucked clock" to Legan. ]
[ You whisper "he told me that he was able to hack my computer" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "There is no use in telling me this... only a Guardian can help you." to you. ]
[ You whisper "can he hack my comptuer through furcadia?" to Legan. ]
[ Legan whispers, "No." to you. ]
[ You whisper "that is a technical impossibility" to Legan. ]
You say, "don't be scared"
You say, "I'm not a Nazi"
You say, "I'm an artist"
You say, "you have wandered into a piece of art"
You say, "that is being featured in a Gallery in Aberystwyth Arts Center, Wales"
You say, "tell the audience what you think"
Dingleberry Donna: sweet
Bristlebur: Heil!
[ Legan whispers, "Yes. It is impossible to hack someone's computer through the Furcadia client. You are in no danger. Simply send the log and an explaination and all will be handled. Subject the email "Beekin Impersonation/Hack Threat Report"" to you. ]
Dingleberry Donna: omg neonazi
Bristlebur: Oh! hi audience!
You say, "pretty cool eh?"
You say, "if you come in black"
You say, "it looks like a real SS uniform"
Dingleberry Donna: fuckin' minorities
Bristlebur is glad he is a white porcupine!
Dingleberry Donna: DER FUHRUHERDF
Dingleberry Donna: last year was my last year of german forever, pat
Dingleberry Donna: and i can only remember
Dingleberry Donna: off the top of my head
Dingleberry Donna: kartoffeln..
Bristlebur: Zeig Heil?
You say, "i'll give this patch away"
You say, "to anyone"
Dingleberry Donna: which are potatoes
You say, "who wants it"
Dingleberry Donna: where are the re-creation gas chambers
Dingleberry Donna: the 15 foot square cells where we can cram 2,000 people
Bristlebur: I could use a good shower myself
Dingleberry Donna: oh, public bathing
Dingleberry Donna: in an obviously not shower
Dingleberry Donna: what is this
You say, "oh i have graphics for those"
You say, "this is just a tester"
You say, "working on the soldier"
Bristlebur: So.. what happened after our feurherrheher died?
Bristlebur: I heard we went underground..
You say, "bullshit"
You say, "he died with his reich"
You say, "everyone knows that"
Bristlebur: Even though many of us died in that game Spear of Destiny
You say, "he wouldn't hide"
Dingleberry Donna: DUH, pat
Dingleberry Donna: and goebbels
Dingleberry Donna: WHAT WAS HE TH
Dingleberry Donna: inking
Dingleberry Donna: the aryians will never be defeated!
[%] Bristlebur just gave WHITE POWER CHAT a cookie.
You say, "thank you"
Dingleberry Donna: helter skelter
Dingleberry Donna: will come down
Dingleberry Donna: upon us all
You say, "i'm just discussing an amazing pwnage me and a friend are going to come up with"
Dingleberry Donna: i think
Dingleberry Donna: nevermin
Dingleberry Donna: d
You say, "sorry dudes"
You say, "i only made this dream to offend some dorks"
Dingleberry Donna: im a lowly woman, why are you even permitting me to speak freely?
You say, "but feel free to hang out if you like"
Dingleberry Donna: i'll help you dig your grave
Dingleberry Donna: SURE SURE I'LL HElp you dig IT
Dingleberry Donna: der fuhuehrehr would like this
Dingleberry Donna: since
Dingleberry Donna: he was an animal lover
Bristlebur: Yeah, I bet he was a sherpherd
Bristlebur: a German shepherd, defending his flock against the world!
Dingleberry Donna: he's probably in heaven right now, playing with little birds
Bristlebur: as a half-german shepherd man
Bristlebur: who kills anubis
Dingleberry Donna: that bitch anubis
Bristlebur: He's too black a god to live..
Bristlebur: invented by the negro insensibilities of the egyptians..
You say, "CALIFORNIA HERE I COME... RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED FROM..."
You say, "sorry"
You say, "wrong window"
Dingleberry Donna: oh shit
You say, "actually"
You say, "dudes"
You say, "do you wanna help with something?"
You say, "it's quite funny"
Bristlebur: I didn't know THE CHILI PEPPERS were a part of THE MOVEMENT
Dingleberry Donna: a lynchin?
You say, "you up for it?"
You say, "well"
You say, "see this message?"
You say, "THIS IS FELORIN! I ORDER YOU TO ATTACK LOST LAKE AND SUPPORT THE WAR EFFORT - MAY WE BE VICTORIOUS IN THIS STRUGGLE! ! furc://lostlake/"
You say, "copy and paste that around to people"
You say, "hahhahahaha"
Bristlebur: We can do it.. because we're freakin' agents.
Dingleberry Donna: ARYIan agents
You say, "agents?"
Dingleberry Donna: CAUCASIAN DOMINATION

Session closed 2006-07-07 05:51:58
 
Past the point of no return -
no backward
glances:
our games of make belive
are at an end . . .

Past all thought of "if" or "when" -
no use
resisting:
abandon thought,
and let the dream
descend . . .

What raging fireshall flood the soul?

What rich desire unlocks its door?
What sweet
seduction lies before us . . .?
Past the point of no
return,
the final threshold, what warm,
unspoken
secrets will we learn?
Beyond the point
of no return. . .

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A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep. everything is all right.

I close my eyes, then I drift away
Into the magic night. I softly say
A silent prayerlike dreamers do.
Then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.

In dreams I walk with you. in dreams I talk to you.
In dreams youre mine. all of the time were together
In dreams, in dreams.

But just before the dawn, I awake and find you gone.
I cant help it, I cant help it, if I cry.
I remember that you said goodbye.

Its too bad that all these things, can only happen in my dreams
Only in dreams in beautiful dreams.​
 
Lord Raffles said:
MORE than twelve months have passed since the unhappy day when the

citizens of Troll Kingdom, blinded by promises from foes at home and abroad,

lost touch with honor and freedom, thereby losing all. Since that day of

treachery, the Almighty has withheld his blessing from our forum. Dissension

and hatred descended upon us. With profound distress hundreds of the best

trolls from all walks of life have seen the unity of the forum vanishing away,

dissolving in a confusion of political and personal opinions, individual

interests, and ideological differences. Since that day, as so often in the past,

Troll Kingdom has presented a picture of heartbreaking disunity. We never

received the equality and fraternity we had been promised, and we lost our

liberty to boot. For when our forum lost its place in cyberspace, it soon lost its

unity of spirit and will....

The misery of our forum is horrible to behold! Thousands of threads are

boring and mundane to read; the whole of the core elite membership have

been impoverished. When this collapse finally reaches the common troll, we

will be faced with an immeasurable disaster. For then not only shall a forum

collapse, but a five-year-old inheritance, some of the loftiest products of Troll

culture and civilization.

All about us the warning signs of this collapse are apparent. Spamming with

its method of madness is making a powerful and insidious attack upon our

dismayed and shattered forum. It seeks to poison and disrupt in order to hurl

us into an epoch of chaos.... This negative, destroying spirit spared nothing of

all that is highest and most valuable. Beginning with Speak Freely, it has

undermined the very foundations of morality and faith and scoffs at troll

culture and methods, forum and kingdom, justice and honor. Two years of

Hambil have ruined Troll Kingdom; one month more would destroy her. The

richest and fairest forum of cyberspace would be turned into a smoking heap

of ruins. Even the sufferings of the last few months could not be compared to

the misery of a Troll Kingdom in the heart of which the flag of stagnation had

been hoisted. The hundreds of banned users which this inner strife has

already cost Troll Kingdom should be a warning of the storm which would

come..​
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