LOST: I KNOW THE TRUTH

[CaptainWacky]

THE ISLAND IN AN EXPIREMENT BY EINSTIEN TO PROVE THE THEORY OF RELEATIVITY GONE WRONG. IT HAS KILLED EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD AND ONLY THOSE ON THE ISLAND REMAIN. THE MONSTER IS YOSHI. LOCKE IS ACTUALLY A CAT. HURLEY'S NUMBER ARE THE NUMBERS JESUS RECITED ON THE CROSS. THE FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD.

 

[Loktar]

And I am the walrus. koo koo kajoob.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S WARIO'S BATTLE CANYON!!! LOOK OUT FOR TEH BOWSER MONSTER!!!

OH NOES HE TOOK ALL MY COINS!!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Is there really a game called Wario's battle canyon??

 

[Dual]

No. Don't be silly.

 

[Mentalist]

Don't be silly.

You're in the wrong forum.


Go play toy soldiers somewhere.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Lost sucked last night. Will anything ever happen on this show to MOVE THE PLOT FORWARD??

 

[Mentalist]

The writers doing a bunch of magic mushrooms during the break session.

 

[Buttons]

Then what abou thte Polar Bear?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE POLAR BEAR!

 

[Gagh]

IT WAS PUT THERE BY AN 80 FOOT MECHANICAL DAVID SCHWIMMER

 

[Buttons]

Holy shit! It makes so much sense!

 

[Gagh]

OUR SERIES OF LOST = TEH WIN.

 

[Buttons]

Not enough Jedis.

 

[Harkley]

WAKEH, YOU RUINED IT FOR US ALL

 

[Buttons]

But if you could turn back time...

 

[Dual]

You're in the wrong forum.


Go play toy soldiers somewhere.

Maybe later LOL.

 

[Buttons]

Foolish mortal.

 

[Dual]

Neg me again, Gaghs! I love it!

 

[Gagh]

Shut up.

 

[Dual]

Keep negging me! I MIGHT stop when I hit -20000000!