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Love is unpredictable...

Friday

Friday

Bazinga!
Like a walk in the rain
Like chocolate chip cookies in the fall
Like a Tom Jones song
Like leaving your cake out in the rain...oops, I already did rain
Like an umbrella sundae
Like two cool kids just shootin' the breeze
Like a long lost friend just poppin' up one day
Like a really good movie that you missed the ending of because the film broke, and you go get a refund, but they won't give it to you because you snuck in...
Like a three leggged race
Like this post
Like that special someone who is never good for you...
 
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Like a walk in the rain
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Damp wet clothes that chafe?
Like chocolate chip cookies in the fall
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Stale cause they've been sitting in the cupboard since spring?
Like a Tom Jones song
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The remake of, "Momma told me not to come"?
Like leaving your cake out in the rain...oops, I already did rain
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....yeah...and you'll never have that recipie again..blah, blah blah
Like an umbrella sundae
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And you wonder why Mary Poppins smells like sour milk?
Like two cool kids just shootin' the breeze
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"Yo dog, 'sup"
"Howz it hanging, home skillet, got any crack?"
"Hell yiahhhh boyyyeee, come bax to my crib, my biatch will get us some forties and we'll light one and watch a Spike Lee movie"
Like a long lost friend just poppin' up one day
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"Hi, it's face, where are your Wheaties, and can I piss in them?"
Like a really good movie that you missed the ending of because the film broke, and you go get a refund, but they won't give it to you because you snuck in...
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Instant Karma.
Like a three leggged race
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Has John Holmes risen from the grave?
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Sorry, I passed out for a minute. Damned insulin shock.
Like that special someone who is never good for you...
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"Hi, it's face, where are your Corn Flakes, and can I piss in them?"

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Peter, you made me laugh, and knocked me out of my funk. That was incredibly sweet of you. Thank you. :)
 
Love is like a box of chocolates...after a few years in the attic it makes you throw up and you throw it out.
 
Does BabelFish have a VG translator?

English to ValleyGirl

ValleGirl to French?

RussianMailOrderbride to LonelyWhiteGuy via MartianBirthingpsycho-HypnoDoohicky?
 
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