LU-CASH ANNOUNCES PLANS TO BRAINWASH YOUNG PANTS

[CaptainWacky]

"I'M GOING TO BRAINWASH THEM ALL" HE SAId

 

[Gagh]

"THE PANTS ARE STRONG IN YOU, YOUNG FAN", HE TOLD A YOUNG FAN AS HIS DESTITUTE MOTHER SEARCHED FURIOUSLY FOR HER LAST FEW CENTS TO GIVE HIM FOR MERCHANDISE OF HIS NEW LINE OF PANTS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE'S ERECTING A PANTS FIELD IN SPACE TO PROTECT HIS COPYRIGHTS

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE KNOWS NO LIMITS

 

[Ishcabittle]

ARE YOU SAYING HE'S ERECTING A TENT IN HIS PANTS OVER CHILDREN?

 

[Gagh]

BOTH, I HOPE! (LIKE DARTH MAUL, HE HAS A DOUBLE-BLADED ERECTION)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Interesting how this became about young children...

 

[Gagh]

LIKE ALL OF TK. CALL THE SERVER GET IT SHUT DOWN DOWN TAKE THE ADMINS TO COURT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DENNY CRANE DEFENDS THEM BUT ACCIDENTLY SHOOTS CAIT IN THE TITS AND IT'S A MISTRIAL

 

[Gagh]

CAIT HAS MINSTRALS ON HER TITS?

 

[Ishcabittle]

THE MINSTRALS ARE COMING, THE MINSTRALS ARE COMING!!!!

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAIT KEEPS A SMALL AFRICAN NATION ON HER TITS

 

[Gagh]

I'd pay to see that (because I have to give all this Nigerian scam money away).