Luke is the new Victor!

[CaptainWacky]

"If I've got something to say about somebody...I'll come in here and say it behind their back!"

Wrestling fans always make great housemates. Well, except Billi.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I love Luke. But the other housemates should really donate to him those 78 slices of toast they have left.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Luke = Victor, Rachel = Shell (but better), Kat = Nadia, Dennis = Marco, Rex = Dan(?), umm...Jennifer = Michelle (both geordies?) Dale = Stuart since he can't speak in sentences.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Luke is my cuddly-uggums. I need to transmit teh ghey to him.

(I'm not even watching the show but he looks like a candidate for my club)

 

[Yagita]

Who is Luke?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you don't know, you probably won't be interested.

 

[Yagita]

You’re probably right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a Big Brother housemate.

 

[Yagita]

I hate Big Brother.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A lot of people do.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*nods*

Luke isn't a cuddly anything, but he is very amusing. I like that he articulated what everyone else was thinking about Mario's behaviour towards Michael, albeit in the diary room.

If Mario says "let's not forget, Mickey has a disability..." one more time, I'll scream.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Disappointed that Luke wouldn't dress up as a girl though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YET.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Apparently he bitch about Rachel with Mario today, so I'm reserving judgement on him. It's fine to bitch on the Diary Room but not to a bastard like Mario...and if he tries to take on my Rachel he isn't going to win...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He did dress partly as a woman. I thought that was bad enough without seeing skirt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a slimeball. He's been going about spreading shit about Rex all day, whipping the others (well, the thick bitchy ones) up, but saying anything to Rex's face, of course. He's Grace!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His ears make great handles, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He got off very lightly on the edit tonight, though I suppose you could blame that on the focus on Alex.

I except they'll keep giving him good edits since he's popular and due to his appearance it's easy for people to believe he's all cute and innocent...they'll only stitch him up if they're really desperate for a villain.

Kind of like what happened to the real Victor!