Man, I'm just FUCKING the minefield right now!

[The Question]

And it's as tight as an 18 year old lapsed Catholic schoolgirl virgin, LET ME TELL YOU!

NO, YOU LET ME TELL YOU!

SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!

Oh... I... I DID tell you.

Hey, sorry 'bout that, man...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can it be 13 instead?

 

[Buttons]

Ewww!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What/

 

[Ishcabittle]

I just had sex with my hand. It was as tight as I wanted it to be.