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MARCUS TO WIN

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
There's no other choice now.

You've got to love someone who'd talk in mixed company about a dream he had where he was fighting John Bradshaw Leyfield.
 
He truly is The Irrepressible Dark Horse.

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It really is the only choice. He may be an utter knob jockey from time to time but he is a legendary housemate despite that.
 
It's looking very likely it'll be MArcus versus Freddie this week in which case we MUST save Marcus because he says things like "I could eat a brick" whereas Freddie just says "mmmm".
 
Marcus, Freddie and Siavash are just TRYING TO DO SOMETHING INTETESTING god damnit BB. I'd much rather watch them being awesome than watching Lisa bitching and Rodrigo having tantrums.
 
Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me.
Freddie: Who's Leona Lewis?
Marcus: That fit bird who sings and needs my schlong.

How could she resist him?
 
Marcus says the swimming pool is nice, but small and a stupid shape. He says the mattresses are good but ruined by the air conditioning, the Diary Room chair is "shit," the carpet is awful, the kitchen is cheap and nasty and the place is muddy and rusty. He says the whole house is made to make people unhappy. He then asks Big Brother for some action figures and his picture of John Barrowman, "a juggernaught of Saturday night TV"

Last part wasn't shown on the highlights (SCARED HE'LL WIN?), but has to be recorded.
 
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