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Mariah Carey!?

Not really, no.
 
How come Mariah and Halle Berry are both supposed to be half and half AND YET Halle is clearly much darker? OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE'S LYING>
 
Mariah is paler because she has antifreeze for blood. Silly.
 
Maybe she has that thing Michale Jackson has (a pet monkey.)
 
OK, I'm late for work now.

OMIGOD THERE WAS A QUESTION ON WEAKEST LINK JUST NOW WHERE THE ANSWER WAS SPAM!! EVERYBODY DRINK like you weren't already you drinken closet cases :shock:
 
Does Anne ever say stuff like "YOU'RE ALL FAT AMERICANS LOL!"?
 
She doesn't have to. She just registers a deadpan grimace every time the set jiggles up and down when one of them shifts their weight.
 
Get a titwank, feel her up, do her up the arse, then cut her larynx.
 
BUT HER TITS DROOP SLIGHTLY!
 
She's had a tit job, so her nipples will probably be on top of her breasts.
 
At least I'll know where to find them.
 
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