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Mario or Rachel to win

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The most entertaining (unintentionally so!) of the nicest, most genuine, cutest person to win. There are no other options.

Luke: Odious little shit, as the highlights viewers are finally discovering (I hope.)
Kat: COOKIE POWER, COOKIE POWER, COOKIE *BANG* (I just shot her)
Rex and Mo: Okay, they're decent enough, but I don't want to cuddle them like I do Rachel.
Darnell: He's okay too.
Everyone else: NOT EVEN WORTH MENTIONING, INNIT.
 
There is never a way back for BB contestants when they reach the wacky tipping point.

Duck, goose, or well, maybe if they have a certain type of feet attached...
 
Luke is certainly shit stirring, although sylvia's come out the worst this week. Her fling with Stuart is so tedious.
 
No, it was because she said "shit" when QUOTING someone. You see, nice people can't swear at all! It's physically impossible! So Luke has proven he's a nicer person that Rachel!
 
Actually, the no swearing/drinking/etc thing is very off putting. I only like housemates if I can imagine being friends with them. Who the fuck doesn't swear, and why not?!
 
It's his gimmick. He's a fabricated character.

Good parts of tonight's show
"bullshine" appearing in subtitles
Rachel nominating Luke (of course they didn't show her for the rest of the show after that)
Darnell totally pwning Luke
Dale totally pwning himself
Sylvia: Stop flirting with me.
Stuart: OH MY GOD.

But still a lot of annoying editing.
 
Darnell to win.

Luke's startled reaction to his onslaught was a joy to watch. He couldn't believe he'd been rumbled.

Sylvia's obsessiveness is seriously getting annoying now. No doubt Davina will squeal like a pig about it all on Friday. Sylvia will probably say the editing is biased against her, but they're only showing things she was stupid enough to do in a house full of cameras. Sometimes it seems like she just wants the public to hate her, oh this trhread is about Mario woops..
 
They'll eventually show Rachel for more than 30 seconds in the highlights (by accident probably) and you'll like her too.
 
They did. I didn't.

I can see where the housemates are coming from when they say she's too nice. I don't think she's faking it, but I don't think she makes very interesting viewing.
 
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