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Matt - BB12 (US)

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All In With The Nuts
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Matt

Name: Matt Hoffman
Age: 32
Current Residence: Elgin, Ill.
Occupation: Web designer

Three adjectives that describe you: Intelligent, creative and sweet-talker

Favorite activities: Playing music, writing music, watching TV, watching/playing hockey, hanging/drinking with friends and annoying people for my own amusement

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: The frustration of not knowing all the major world and pop culture news that's happening all around you

Strategy for winning Big Brother: I'm leaving all of my emotions from home and my "real life" at the door. When I'm in the house, it's 100% game.

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Quiet, reclusive types. When you're crammed away in close quarters for that long, you need some stimulation.

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" I'm very adaptable and can think on the fly.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Since the beginning I've liked Will, but his strategy would never work anymore. People play the game too much now. So, I'd have to go with Dan as my favorite.

What are you afraid of: Failure. That's it. I think that comes from being an only child. It's a curse.

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Everything I did with my old band, Shooting Blanks.

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" I don't want the world, I just want your half.

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I have what it takes. I'm smart, charismatic and housebroken so I won't pee on the carpet. .

CBS.com Bio page
 
Potty mouth, sprinkles every sentence of his casual conversation with 4-letter words.

Might be funny, might be a douchebag. Also might be the saboteur (my gut instinct).
 
He's kind of a creep, lying to everyone that his wife has some rare bone disease. But his wife played along in her letter to him when he won HoH last week, which was funny.

He's a very funny guy, he wears boy pajamas around the house, and he has struck a friendship with Ragan that may prove beneficial in the weeks ahead. I'm rooting for him.
 
Another Coup d'État. Awesome :rolleyes:. So, once again, next week's HoH will be completely meaningless. Good job, Grodner.
 
If anyone but Brendon or Kathy wins HoH, Matt definitely won't need to use his Diamond Veto, so I don't think it will even be a factor. Another useless twist!

Just like I don't think Ragan's saboteur reign will do any major damage either, because the twist is so lame it doesn't do anything but allow the others to kill airtime speculating who it might be. Zzzzzzz...

If it weren't for the fact that Britney, Ragan, Enzo and Matt are so funny on the show and live feeds, this would be a truly boring season.
 
I'll be fine if/when Matt dumps the Brigade. Most of them are lumps who claim to be throwing competitions, but I wonder if they will ever step up.
 
Yeah, Matt commented on Enzo's constant "bowing out" in every competition. The only time he's kicked his ass to do anything was when he wanted to watch a movie. Same with Lane and Hayden. They have yet to win anything at all. Matt's stepped up and kicked ass more than the entire brigade.

Also, I really think Kathy quits all the time, not because she doesn't want to be seen as a threat, but that she really just can't compete. The have/have not competition with the pop corn was just pathetic.
 
Evicted. :sarek:

The Brigade turned on one of its own, and backdoored Matt. He's still semi-oblivious to half of the house dynamics. He's convinced Britney is "evil" which is puzzling.
 
Did anyone else wonder about the "showmance" references Matt kept making about his and Ragan's relationship? Also, he told Lane and Brittney that he had a dream about a shirtless enzo.

He's gotta be a closeted bisexual.
 
He was happy to exploit Ragan's crush on him for his game, and he dreamt of shirtless Hayden, which is perfectly understandable for pretty much everybody. He's gay-positive, not gay.

hope this helps.
 
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