MAYBE I'LL WANK OVER JANEWAY

[CaptainWacky]

IT would seem to fit.

 

[Ishcabittle]

GOOD WANKING MATERIAL WITH MANY SUBTLE UNDERTONES OF A MATURE WOMAN IN HER FLOWERING MIDDLE AGE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't negoitiate with BORG.

 

[headvoid]

Janeway reminded me of Judith Hann.

I was once caught wanking to Tomorrows world BTW. Oh, the shame.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Who caught you?

 

[headvoid]

My mother, I told here i was excited about Kieran Prendiville spreading Jam on a CD, but it was really Judith Hann.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Great. Now I have to google Judith. Hold on...

 

[Ishcabittle]

You are forgiven. HAWT.

 

[headvoid]

Oh god... I might have to have a memory lane wank.

actually maybe not

 

[Gagh]

DID YOU KNOW KATE MULGREW IS A TALENTED PUPPETEER, ALMOST TO PROFESSIONAL LEVEL? IT CAME AS QUITE A SHOCK TO ROBERT DUNCAN MACNEIL AT THE SEASON 5 WRAP PARTY, WHEN A VERY DRUNK MULGREW STUFFED HER HAND UP MACNEIL'S BACKSIDE AND RECITED THE LORDS PRAYER IN A JAMAICAN ACCENT WHILST MOVING HIS JAWS.

 

[headvoid]

MOM!

What are you doing here? I don't live with you anymore...

 

[Ishcabittle]

Stellar madness.

 

[Gagh]

OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HAYY-VON MON
HALLOWED BE THA NAYUM
THAH WILL BE DON MON

 

[Grammour Boy]

I'm experiencing severe hunger pains.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TURN OFF YOUR HUNGER PAINS CHIP

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt I wanked over Janeway.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't negoitiate with BORG.

I don't know why, but that made me laugh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Q2" was on Spike last night, with one of my favorite Q lines to his son:

"If the Continuum's told you once, they've told you a thousand times: Don't provoke the Borg!"

 

[Cassie]

I wanked over her bun a few times.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just the bun?