Menty...

[CaptainWacky]

I know you didn't watch BB this year. But please acknowledge the fact that I PICKED THE WINNER, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER so that I can move on.

And watch CBB in January because it'll "only" be three or four weeks.

 

[Mentalist]

I certainly do aknowledge that you chose the winner in Rachel and I'm glad a retard didn't win for once!

And I will be watching CBB for sure. But how can they ever top Leo Sayer going on a rampage again?

 

[CaptainWacky]

My dream line-up...

The Chuckle Brothers (as one housemate)
Wendy Richard
Richard Madely
Raef from the Apprentice
Macho Man Randy Savage
Some generic glammour model

Umm, haven't put much thought into it, really.

Rachel should present instead of Davina.

 

[whisky]

Davina should be in the house then, and the geordi guy who does the announcing, he should walk around behind Davina constantly narrating everything she does.

11.53 AM Davina just farted pet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davina would enter into a showmance with the better looking Chuckle Brother because she'd think it's what the public would want to see.

 

[whisky]

Week 2, the house has been tilted 25 degrees on a gimble, lean week isnt the hit with the viewers producers had hoped, channel four arent happy at spending a million quid on a tilting house gimick.

 

[Mentalist]

My dream line-up:

LeVar Burton

Ian Wright

Leo Sayer (back for redemption!)

Noel Fielding

Tim Curry

Pat Sharpe

Sunny aka Tammy Sytch

Alex Jones (lots of speeches in the diary room about "Big Brother")

Jo Guest

Sharon Osbourne

And yes...the generic glamour model

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather Kelly than Sharon. Have Ozzy enter for a day and he's allowed to slap people.

 

[Mentalist]

Also Jet from Gladiators.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wolf too.

 

[whisky]

Ten celebs

Dwight Schultz
Jemma Jameson
Colin Baker
Chesney Hawkes
Jan Micheal Vincent
Tim Vincent
Cheryl Baker
Janet Brown (if alive)
Mel C
Hayden Pantenier

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sylvester McCoy would be the most likely Doctor to go in, I think!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

George Takei would be the most likely Hero to go in, methinks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Walter Koenig might actually do it!
Grace Lee Whitney certainly would, but nobody would know who she is.